Teen Titans Quotes

Beast Boy: (Finding Cyborg’s leg) Cyborg, what happened to you? I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I know I never told you this... but you were my best friend.
Cyborg: (Just a head) Yo! Beast Boy!

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Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig.
Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular.
Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet?

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Cyborg: (to Beast Boy) What is the matter with you? Do you even have opposable thumbs?
Beast Boy: Most of the time.

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Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin: Uh... yes?

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Robin: Should've let that slug eat me when I had the chance.

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Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk.
Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk?
Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?

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Robin: I don’t think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means-
Starfire: A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
Robin: Okay, maybe you do understand.
Starfire: (far away) WHAT!

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Cyborg: Look, this isn’t rocket science. (Beast Boy scowls) Okay, so it is rocket science, but it’s not that hard.

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Robin: I know what we saw, but I still can't belive it! It just doesn't feel like Raven is really gone...
Slade: That's because she isn't..!

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Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live - only endure.

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Robin: I'll bring her back. I promise

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Slade: (To Robin) Only a minor setback. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I'm not your friend.

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Slade: The moral of this story: Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.

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Dark Cyborg: Go ahead. Run crying home to mommy. Oh, that's right... you don't have a mommy!

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[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm]
Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen]
Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm.
Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength!
Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend!
[Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]
Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
[Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock]
Starfire: I am not your friend?
Robin: [Nervously] Uh...
[A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
Starfire: I am not a girl?

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Raven: Azarath Metrion-
Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos!

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Beast Boy: Dude! Cyborg is more...Cyborg-y than ever!
Starfire: Agreed. He now opens even larger cans of the butt-whoop.

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Cyborg: [From the T.v wearing a chef's hat] Remember-if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q Sauce...you just ain't cooking.
Announcer: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
Starfire: I thought our official marinade was Zorbrian spider juice.
Cyborg: Yeah, but that's because you slopfar ug mopzorn!
Starfire: [giggling] Mopzorn.

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Beast Boy: You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
Raven: What's that?
Beast Boy: A robot.

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Cyborg: But...how am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
Beast Boy: [NOTE: He is wearing a hat] Maybe you don't need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle.
Raven: That would have been a lot more profound without the hat.

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Robin: Uh... How did I- Hey! I'm hungry!
Raven: Me too!
Beast Boy: Me three!
Cyborg: MAKE IT FOUR!
Starfire: But... who is going to feed us?!
Mother: Hello sweeties! Now that we've all had a nice nappy-wappy, what would my hungry little ones like to eat?
Robin: Pie!
Raven: Pie!
Beast Boy: Pie!
Starfire: Pie!
Cyborg: PIE!!

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Mother: Mother must get out all your nasty nose boogies.
Starfire: (grunting a bit) Please! This is not normal! (pushing bulb away) I have long been capable of removing my own boo-gers.

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Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!"

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Starfire: My friends are not pie!

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Starfire: [To See-More] You are not the only one with powerful eyes!
[She shoots a starbolt at him, but he blocks the attack]
See-More: Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one with see-through vison! [Flips through shades in his glasses]
[Starfire blushes and covers her body with her arms]

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Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Eh, sure, why not.
Starfire: And what are we to do with the evil confection?
Cyborg: We could eat it. (Everyone glares at him.) I'm just kidding... mostly.

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Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm! [The Titans wakeup] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boo-gers and keeps us under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
Raven: So...what, now?
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

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Starfire: [After pretending to eat a pie] Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.

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Robin: You broke Mother's cookies.
Cyborg, Raven: Ohhhhh...
Starfire: Please, friends, you must believe me! A bump on the cranium has allowed me to see Mother for what she really-
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: [taunting] You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble! . . .
Starfire: (Holds up a frying pan) Forgive me . . . (wacks them all in the head)
Robin: Hey, what did you do that - ummm . . . why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: Why am I in a dress?!
Cyborg: YO! Who's been re-decorating my tower?!

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Cyborg: They're pie-licious!
Raven: Of course they are. Mother bakes them with love.

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