Teen Titans Quotes

Cyborg: You want to pass me, but you can't pass me. You can't pa- [Surprised; Beast Boy grins] You passed me!
Beast Boy: Tighten the turn... jets... and nitro!

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Starfire: [Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Robin: Fireworks.
Starfire: On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordainians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Robin: Positive.

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Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Pass.

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Robin: Let me go, you giant ZIT!

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Raven: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!

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Raven: I do not think..
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Raven: But what if..
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Cyborg: Why are we hiding?
Beast Boy: Shhhhhhhh!!
[Beast Boy realizes it's Cyborg]
Beat Boy: Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!!
Cyborg: [Confused] I can't?!
Beast Boy: If you're you - then who's...?
Raven: Uhh-ohh.

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Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a...A CLORBAG VARGLENILK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.

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Beast Boy: (Hurrying to catch up with Starfire) Come on, Star. (He catches up) You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face? (smiling) You know you can't resist the face.
[He turns into a small kitten with wide eyes and meows]
Starfire: Hmph! [Walks on]
[Beast Boy turns back into his normal form]
Beast Boy: She resisted the face!

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Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast Boy: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: [A beat] But, Cyborg can't fly.
Beast Boy: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

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[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]
Beast Boy: Star? Starfire? Where are you? (climbs down) Come on! Gimme a sign here! (He starts to dig.) You have to be all right, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... (softly) ...I'm a total clorbag. [A shadow comes over him. He looks over his shoulder] Huh?
[Cuts to Starfire standing behind him, a forgiving smile on her face]
Beast Boy: Starfire!
[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]
Starfire: [Laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.
[Beast Boy takes normal form again and kneels before her]
Beast Boy: I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.
Starfire: [Helping him up] I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.
Beast Boy: I don't think they are evil. [Zoom in of his face] I think they're just like me.

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Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

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Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food! [starts scarfing away]
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
[starts slurping more of her drink. Robin and Cyborg slowly stop eating and start looking at her, flabbergasted]
Cyborg: Um .. Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: [lovingly rubs the mustard jar on her cheek] Is there more?

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The Amazing Mumbo: Now, Robin, I'm sure there's a peaceful solution here... [Takes two bombs] But this isn't it!

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Raven: [After Dr. Light just blasted her] Don't come any closer!
Dr. Light: [Taunting her] What's the matter, afraid of the light?
Raven: [Her eyes glow red, rising up, tentacles coming out from under her cloak] GRRR!
Dr. Light: Aaah! NO! NO! [Tentacles grab him] My suit! What are you--No! Stop! You win! I surrender!
Raven: [In a different voice] What's the matter? Afraid of the dark?
Dr. Light: I SURRENDER! NOOOOO... [He's pulled under her cloak]

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Dr. Light: [After being pulled out of Raven's cloak, looking absolutely horrified, pale and somewhat beaten up] It was...no...so dark...make it stop...[Shuddering] Make it stop!

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Robin: [After Beast Boy served Breakfast] Thanks Beast Boy. Everything looks great.
Starfire: On my planet, such a feast would mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
[Beast Boy screams and shudders]

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Beast Boy: [About Raven] You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!
Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out.

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Cyborg: We're in Raven's room... We should not be in Raven's room...

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Beast Boy: [After being pulled into a bizarre world] I told you we shouldn't have gone in her room!

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Beast Boy: [After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees] Raven?? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK???
Happy Raven: 'Cause it's my favourite colour?
Beast Boy: [Completely flabbergasted] It is?

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Cyborg: [After meeting "Happy Raven"] Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy.

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Cyborg: [To Pink Raven] You're laughing?
Beast Boy: At one of my jokes?
Happy Raven: Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything!

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[Robin and Starfire find Raven meditating on the roof]
Robin: Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down.
[Raven's eyes pop open, and she briefly laughs uncontrollably before instantly turning deadpan]
Raven: [clears throat] Need to be alone. [hurries away]
Starfire: [to Robin] Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?

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Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!

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Timid Raven: And, remember the time I called you both immature pinheads? I'm sorry for that too. And also-
Beast Boy: [exasperated] For the hundredth-millionth time...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: ... WE FORGIVE YOU!

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Beast Boy: [To the green Raven] What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laughed at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: [Pointing them each out] Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! [Points to Beast Boy and laughs]
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Ravens home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Raven: And I want you out. [The incarnations of Raven's personality disappear as the actual one appears.] The mirror you found is for meditation. [To Beast Boy, getting angry] It's a portal into my [Through gritted teeth] MIND, NOT A TOY!
Beast Boy: [nervously] Hehe... my bad.

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Raven: [Saved by Beast Boy] You... stayed? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!

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Raven: Thank you...friends.
Beast Boy: So we really are friends?
Raven: Hmmm... [Nods]
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.

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Starfire: Raven? Please forgive my interruption, but have you seen Robin?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Oh. Perhaps you have seen Cyborg?
Raven: No.
Starfire: Beast Boy-?
Raven: My eyes are closed, Starfire. I haven't seen anyone.

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Starfire: Perhaps we should do the hanging out? We never have before and conceivably it could be fun. We might journey to the mall of shopping, or perform braiding maneuvers upon each other's hair, or- [Notices Raven is visibly fuming with irritation] ...you wish to be alone?
Raven: How could you tell?

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