Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
Criminal: What are you?
Raphael: I am the Green Vengeance.
Criminal: The Green Vengeance? What?
Raphael: All right, never mind. Don't like green, huh? How about black and blue?
Raphael: I am the Green Vengeance.
Criminal: The Green Vengeance? What?
Raphael: All right, never mind. Don't like green, huh? How about black and blue?
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Donatello: There you are. I've got your pizza, are you hungry?
Michaelangelo: Dude, are you kidding?
Michaelangelo: Dude, are you kidding?
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Leonardo: We're turtles, friend!
Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!
Donatello: Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!
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Michaelangelo: This looks like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Raphael: Sheesh, Mikey, this ain't a cartoon.
Raphael: Sheesh, Mikey, this ain't a cartoon.
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Michelangelo: See Don, we can have our very own Battle Shell. I've even got a name for it. I call it: "The Battle Shell"! I've got it all figured out. Turbo-boosters, double-action traction, cool secret thingies shooting out the back. We should be tricking out the armored car!
Donatello: By "we", you mean me. And I don't have the time. There's too much to do around here. Besides, where would we keep the thing?
Michelangelo: We could find a place. Just think of overhauling the wheels. Please? Please please please please? Did I mention you're my favorite turtle?
Donatello: By "we", you mean me. And I don't have the time. There's too much to do around here. Besides, where would we keep the thing?
Michelangelo: We could find a place. Just think of overhauling the wheels. Please? Please please please please? Did I mention you're my favorite turtle?
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Raphael: Here they are. The three stooges.
Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe.
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[April meets the Turtles for the first time] April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
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[the Turtles are in an elevator] Michelangelo: [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks]MC Mikey! [his brothers follow suit with their weapons]
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Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice]Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice... [later on]
Raphael: I only saw Batman once!
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice... [later on]
Raphael: I only saw Batman once!
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[the Turtles sneak back home] Leonardo: [whispers]Fall in, QUIETLY. [Michaelangelo slips]
Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.
Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!
Leonardo: [shoves Raph]Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!
Raphael: [shoves Leo]Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!
Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man! [everyone starts shushing each other]
Raphael: [to Mikey]You spit in my eye!
Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!
Michelangelo: [to Raph]Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.
Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.
Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!
Leonardo: [shoves Raph]Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!
Raphael: [shoves Leo]Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!
Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man! [everyone starts shushing each other]
Raphael: [to Mikey]You spit in my eye!
Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!
Michelangelo: [to Raph]Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.
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Leonardo: I think this is it, guys! [the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
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[from trailer][April comes face to face with Michelangelo] Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out. [takes off his mask]
Michelangelo: Right? [April faints]
Michelangelo: Right? [April faints]
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Donatello: [wakes up April]Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?
Michelangelo: Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
Michelangelo: Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
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[as the Turtles leave] Leonardo: [to April]Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou! O'Neil!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou! O'Neil!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!
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[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in] Splinter: Where have you been? [knocks down Leonardo]
Raphael: We were working out! [gets knocked down]
Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer! [gets knocked down]
Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent! [gets knocked down]
Raphael: We were working out! [gets knocked down]
Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer! [gets knocked down]
Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent! [gets knocked down]
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Michelangelo: [takes April]Come with me, I gotta safe place for you to hide. And if you're thirsty I got a secret stash of orange crush behind the fridge. Don't tell Raph.
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[the Turtles crowd around a wounded Splinter; Splinter whispers to Michelangelo] Leonardo: What did he say?
Michelangelo: He said Please take your knee off my chest.
Michelangelo: He said Please take your knee off my chest.
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[Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak] Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It's not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo]Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: [cracks]Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
Michelangelo: It's not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo]Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donatello: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: [cracks]Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
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[after beating the Foot, the Turtles celebrate on a rooftop] Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! This is OUR city! These are OUR streets!
Michelangelo: You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!
Raphael: Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?
Donatello: He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!
Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen... [April takes a picture]
Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It's a camera flash...
Michelangelo: You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!
Raphael: Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?
Donatello: He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!
Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen... [April takes a picture]
Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It's a camera flash...
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[Shredder attacks the Turtles as they defend the tower] Leonardo: Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?
Donatello: 0.00000003!
Leonardo: I'll take it!
Donatello: 0.00000003!
Leonardo: I'll take it!
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Raphael: Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?
Michelangelo: You made me promise never to say it again...
Raphael: Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo: I've been holding it in for years... [the Turtles charge at the Shredder]
Michelangelo: COWABUNGA!
Michelangelo: You made me promise never to say it again...
Raphael: Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo: I've been holding it in for years... [the Turtles charge at the Shredder]
Michelangelo: COWABUNGA!
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[from trailer] Raphael: Drive!
Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...
Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!
Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...
Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!
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[from trailer] Vernon Fenwick: So they're aliens?
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil: They're ninjas.
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil: They're ninjas.
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Michelangelo: [smashes through a Foot SUV and grabs the wheel]Hey, I'm drivin'!
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Splinter: Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew, one day they would want to explore the world above. [remembers the young turtles dancing to Hollaback Girl]
Splinter: They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically. [while sweeping, Splinter finds a book on ninjutsu]
Splinter: And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready.
Splinter: They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically. [while sweeping, Splinter finds a book on ninjutsu]
Splinter: And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready.
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[all the Turtles get jammed in a tunnel] Donatello: [smells a fart]Mikey, was that you?
Michelangelo: Eh... pepperoni.
Michelangelo: Eh... pepperoni.
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