Tenacious D Quote

Jack Black: What's that smell?
Jesus Ranch Cult Leader: Oh that, the collective leaving of the brethren.
Jack Black: You mean your ****s?
Jesus Ranch Cult Leader: Our cult has a simple philosophy, each time you produce a stool, you part with a portion of your soul. We save our droppings so that when we die, we may be buried with them and be complete before entering the next world.

Movie: Tenacious D

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