That's My Boy Quote

Masseuse: [sees 5 dollar bill in Donny's towel]What's this, sir?
Donny: Oh, that's just a little, eheh, tip if you give me a full package.
Masseuse: Oh, okay. That's a 150 dollar additional charge.
Donny: Heh, you're talkin' to the wrong guy. That's a little out of my price range.
Masseuse: It includes scalp treatment, reflexology...
Donny: How much is it to tickle my pickle? To yank my crank? To give me a ho-jo to go? Sweetheart, I'm not asking for a finger up the ass. I just want you to just jerk it a little bit.
Todd: Donny! This isn't a brothel.

Movie: That's My Boy

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