That's So Raven Quotes
Eddie: See anything you like?
Chantel: Yeah! The whole right side of the menu.
Eddie: Ehh!
Chantel: Yeah! The whole right side of the menu.
Eddie: Ehh!
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Sierra: I'm Sierra, Raven's new best friend!
Chelsea: Raven has a new best friend...
Chelsea: Raven has a new best friend...
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Raven: Girl, please, this movie is not scary.
Tanya: RAVEEEEEENNNNNNN!!
Raven: Now, that's scary.
Tanya: RAVEEEEEENNNNNNN!!
Raven: Now, that's scary.
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Raven: You heard mom, Cory. Stealing is stealing, and you could go to jail!
Cory: [after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!
Cory: [after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!
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[Rae and Eddie walk in laughing about something]
[Rae sees the poster Chelsea's put up]
[Raven pulls down the poster]
Raven: Uh, no way! You got Rayne Bow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.
Chelsea: Uh-huh, and now I'm going to invent a vege chatroom.
[Chelsea sticks poster back up on the wall, and Raven pulls it back down]
Raven: Um... so... hey, when's the show?
Chelsea: It's Friday after school, and I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that. Yeah. We really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going, so I'm in charge for the whole thing, and I have to focus all of my intentions on him. (gazes at a good-looking guy and staples sleeve to the wall)
[Rae sees the poster Chelsea's put up]
[Raven pulls down the poster]
Raven: Uh, no way! You got Rayne Bow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.
Chelsea: Uh-huh, and now I'm going to invent a vege chatroom.
[Chelsea sticks poster back up on the wall, and Raven pulls it back down]
Raven: Um... so... hey, when's the show?
Chelsea: It's Friday after school, and I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that. Yeah. We really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going, so I'm in charge for the whole thing, and I have to focus all of my intentions on him. (gazes at a good-looking guy and staples sleeve to the wall)
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Raven clicks her fingers: Uh yea, Chels, snap out, snap out of it, Chels.
Chlsea: Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.
Eddie: You're diggin' him, huh?
Chelsea: Yeah, what gave it away?
Eddie: You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.
Chelsea: Oh would ya?
[Raven pulls Chelsea off the wall]
Raven: Sorry about that.
[Raven has a vision]
Chelsea: Did ya just have a vision?
Raven: Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.
CHelsea: What?
Raven: Go.
[Raven smiles]
CHelsea: Okay. [takes off]
[Raven sighs]
Eddie: What was your real vision?
Raven: I was kissing Ben.
Eddie: What? How could you do that to your best friend?
Raven: I didn't do anything yet.
Eddie: And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.
Raven: That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.
[Bumps into Ben]
Raven: Oh, snap.
Ben: Sorry.
Raven: Gotta go.
[Runs away]
Chlsea: Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.
Eddie: You're diggin' him, huh?
Chelsea: Yeah, what gave it away?
Eddie: You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.
Chelsea: Oh would ya?
[Raven pulls Chelsea off the wall]
Raven: Sorry about that.
[Raven has a vision]
Chelsea: Did ya just have a vision?
Raven: Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.
CHelsea: What?
Raven: Go.
[Raven smiles]
CHelsea: Okay. [takes off]
[Raven sighs]
Eddie: What was your real vision?
Raven: I was kissing Ben.
Eddie: What? How could you do that to your best friend?
Raven: I didn't do anything yet.
Eddie: And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.
Raven: That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.
[Bumps into Ben]
Raven: Oh, snap.
Ben: Sorry.
Raven: Gotta go.
[Runs away]
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Eric: [thinking Raven is their star gymnast, Natasha Bubinski] I want to know everything about you. You're language, your culture, your interests-
Eddie: [quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?
Raven: HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.
Eddie: [quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?
Raven: HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.
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Victor: : Did you finish that report?
Cory: : Yep! All 500 words!
Victor: : Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit.
Cory: : But dad, you only read 18 words.
Cory: : Yep! All 500 words!
Victor: : Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit.
Cory: : But dad, you only read 18 words.
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Victor: : Uh guys and you must push bit to a big Black History you came find us may..
Cory: : What!!
Victor: : Cory, hit the Escape Button and let me out...
Cory: : What!!
Victor: : Cory, hit the Escape Button and let me out...
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Cory: : Nice look, Raven. Ha ha ha!
Raven: : You know what? I wouldn't be laughing 'cause that's going to be you in next 30 years.
Raven: : You know what? I wouldn't be laughing 'cause that's going to be you in next 30 years.
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Raven: : Even if they did believe me, it wouldn't matter. I'm only one person, I can't change the world.
Victor: : Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd all still be sitting in the back of the buses.
Victor: : Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd all still be sitting in the back of the buses.
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Victor: : Oh, that's it! We're gonna bust them, we're gonna shut 'em down by any means necessary!
Tanya: : Whoa, slow down Malcolm!
Tanya: : Whoa, slow down Malcolm!
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Raven: A wedding? I love weddings. I hope I don't cry!
Eddie: Oh, you're going to cry, alright because it's your wedding!
Eddie: Oh, you're going to cry, alright because it's your wedding!
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Raven: [Walks into the art room, looks at chelseas painting] Ooo let me guess,its the chaos and the confusion in the world.
Eddie: Rae, did you just have a vision?
Raven: [panicing] Yes you see what happened was- [bumps into Chelsea's statue and shatters it] ...Something like that.
Eddie: Rae, did you just have a vision?
Raven: [panicing] Yes you see what happened was- [bumps into Chelsea's statue and shatters it] ...Something like that.
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Ms. Patuto: Chelsea please let your art speak for itself
Raven: [After eating a chunk of spicy cheese]: WATER!
Raven: [After eating a chunk of spicy cheese]: WATER!
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Raven: Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants? [laughs]
Bianca: Can you find in your heart to forgive me?
Eddie: The lizard didn't bite my heart.
Bianca: Can you find in your heart to forgive me?
Eddie: The lizard didn't bite my heart.
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Chelsea: [singing] On top of old Oaaaaaaaaky, all covered with leaves...
Señorita Rodriguez: Chelsea stop siiiiiinging, I'm begging you please!
Señorita Rodriguez: Chelsea stop siiiiiinging, I'm begging you please!
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[Fooling around in the Senor Frosty, Raven breaks something]
Raven: Oh, I broke something! Well, I don't think it's important...
Chelsea: Yeah it is, Rae. That looks like the A4-Regulator Valve.
Raven: How do you know that?
Chelsea: Uh, how do you not know that?
Raven: Oh, I broke something! Well, I don't think it's important...
Chelsea: Yeah it is, Rae. That looks like the A4-Regulator Valve.
Raven: How do you know that?
Chelsea: Uh, how do you not know that?
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Raven: Something's wrong with the ice cream! It's all runny!
Eddie: Yeah. It's like someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve or something!
Raven: How does everybody know that?
Eddie: Yeah. It's like someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve or something!
Raven: How does everybody know that?
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[The ice cream machine explodes. Chantel enters]
Chantel: Don't tell me someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve!
Raven: WHAT!?
Chantel: Don't tell me someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve!
Raven: WHAT!?
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Raven: You know what? That's a good looking picture of Mad Dog Sister.
Eddie: It's a really bad looking picture of Mad Dog!
Eddie: It's a really bad looking picture of Mad Dog!
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Raven: [drops dummy on Fránc's foot] Sorry Frank!
Fránc: It's pronunced Fránc!
Raven: Fránc! ...I would like to buy this shirt please.
Fránc: [sarcastically] Oh, wow! No one's ever bought a blouse here before!
Fránc: It's pronunced Fránc!
Raven: Fránc! ...I would like to buy this shirt please.
Fránc: [sarcastically] Oh, wow! No one's ever bought a blouse here before!
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Raven: No, Chels, you have to overstretch it because when you let go, it's gonna snap back into shape. Okay, let go!
[The shirt doesn't snap back into shape, hangs long and loose]
Chelsea: Ummm, Rae, I don't think it's snappin'...
[The shirt doesn't snap back into shape, hangs long and loose]
Chelsea: Ummm, Rae, I don't think it's snappin'...
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Raven: I saw the future and it was HUGE! It was like attack of the giant booties. I'm talking about a lot of junk in the trunk, Chels.
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(The students are in the hallways, eating junk food from the Food Court. Raven and Chelsea watch.)
Chelsea: Gosh, Rae, I can't believe it! Lunch was over two hours ago, and they're still packing it in!
Raven: Yeah. They don't know what that food is doing to them. Somebody's got to speak the truth!
(She steps into the middle of the hallway.)
Raven: PEOPLE! PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME! PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME!
(Everyone stops.)
Raven: ...Put down the pies. You cannot maximize. You gotta exercise, or the scales will rise-and so will your thighs!
Eddie: Who wants some fries?
Chelsea: Gosh, Rae, I can't believe it! Lunch was over two hours ago, and they're still packing it in!
Raven: Yeah. They don't know what that food is doing to them. Somebody's got to speak the truth!
(She steps into the middle of the hallway.)
Raven: PEOPLE! PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME! PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME!
(Everyone stops.)
Raven: ...Put down the pies. You cannot maximize. You gotta exercise, or the scales will rise-and so will your thighs!
Eddie: Who wants some fries?
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Victor: I'll have my people call your people (looks at Raven and Cory) your mom says hi.
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Kendra: Kendra Blair here...awaiting the return of the great fashion photographer, Pistache. Oh, here she comes now!
[Raven walks in dressed as Pistache]
Raven: [fake French accent] Bonjour! Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello. Frere Jacques. Where do we start with the big shooooow?!
Kendra: Shouldn't we wait for Donna?
Raven: NO! We do not wait for Donna. Pistache works very quickly. [snaps fingers] I have to go back into seclusion.
[Raven walks in dressed as Pistache]
Raven: [fake French accent] Bonjour! Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello. Frere Jacques. Where do we start with the big shooooow?!
Kendra: Shouldn't we wait for Donna?
Raven: NO! We do not wait for Donna. Pistache works very quickly. [snaps fingers] I have to go back into seclusion.
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