The Abduction of Zack Butterfield Quotes
Chris Briggs: God, you are so pussy-whipped.
Zack Butterfield: Oh, fuck you, Chris, I'm not whipped. That's so ridiculous.
Chris Briggs: Right, like you're not the most pussy-whipped guy on the planet fuckin' Earth.
Zack Butterfield: Just 'cause I not a Neanderthal like you. Just 'cause I can actually be friends with a girl.
Chris Briggs: Whipped! Like everyone doesn't know? Give me a break. Man, lately, every time I ask you something, it's always Emily this, Emily that.
Zack Butterfield: Come on, grow up. You just hate girls. You prob'ly still run up to 'em with dead frogs.
Chris Briggs: Oooh, hate girls? No, no, no. I don't hate girls. I *love* girls. I just don't like them when they're standing up.
Zack Butterfield: Oh, fuck you, Chris, I'm not whipped. That's so ridiculous.
Chris Briggs: Right, like you're not the most pussy-whipped guy on the planet fuckin' Earth.
Zack Butterfield: Just 'cause I not a Neanderthal like you. Just 'cause I can actually be friends with a girl.
Chris Briggs: Whipped! Like everyone doesn't know? Give me a break. Man, lately, every time I ask you something, it's always Emily this, Emily that.
Zack Butterfield: Come on, grow up. You just hate girls. You prob'ly still run up to 'em with dead frogs.
Chris Briggs: Oooh, hate girls? No, no, no. I don't hate girls. I *love* girls. I just don't like them when they're standing up.
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