The Accountant Quotes

Christian Wolff: Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday. That was the end, Of Solomon Grundy.

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Christian Wolff: [cocks gun][speaks softly]
Christian Wolff: Your name?
Ray King: Ray. Raymond King.
Christian Wolff: Who employs you, Raymond King?
Ray King: I'm a Treasury agent.
Christian Wolff: Are you a good one?
Ray King: [pauses]No. No, not particularly.
Christian Wolff: Is that it?
Ray King: K- Kids. I'm a dad. I've got two kids.
Christian Wolff: Grown?
Ray King: Yeah. Yes, yes, they're all- they're all- grown up.
Christian Wolff: Were you a good dad, Raymond King?
Ray King: [trembling]Yeah. I've been a good dad. I'm a lousy agent, and I've been a weak man. But that, I didn't screw up. That I got right. [starts weeping]

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Justine: Do you like puzzles, Raymond King?

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Christian Wolff: [Dana is coming on strong to Chris on the couch, when he suddenly has a thought]Crazy Eddie and the Panama Pump!

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Dana Cummings: I like the balance of it. I like finding things that aren't obvious.

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Brax: I'll handle this accountant myself.

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Dana Cummings: Why would your clients follow you? You're an accountant.

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Rita Blackburn: Cummings... you're needed in... whatever area I'm paying you to be needed in

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Christian Wolff: Kill Christian Wolff. Transfer all domestic accounts overseas.

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Brax: Sorry... sorry doesn't count it, you weird fuck!

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Lamar Blackburn: Why in God's name did I ever hire you?
Christian Wolff: To leak-proof your books. Dana found a mistake and you wanted to be sure it was safe to go public, and now you want to kill her.
Lamar Blackburn: I'm fond of Dana. But I restore lives, not Dana! Me! Men, women, children, I give them hope, make them whole. Do you even know what that's like?
Christian Wolff: Yes, I do. [shoots Blackburn in the head. Looks at Braxton]
Christian Wolff: Sorry.
Brax: I missed you.

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