The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius Quotes
Class: [singing to the tune of Yankee Doodle] Oh, Jimmy Neutron, you are great/ and so beyond compare-o./ The rest of us aren't even fit/ to wash your underwear-o.
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Cindy: You turned your own grandmother into a baby?
Jimmy: I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.
Jimmy: I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.
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Jimmy: [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl: Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy: [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Carl: Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy: [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
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[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy: You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl: Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen: Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl: Me too! Let's keep him.
Jimmy: You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl: Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen: Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl: Me too! Let's keep him.
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[Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub... [Later]
Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath? [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]
Cindy: The ant is a member of the vegetable family
Jimmy: Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub... [Later]
Miss Fowl: I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
Cindy: There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
Jimmy: But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
Cindy: Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath? [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]
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[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison: That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
Edison: That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Cindy: Okay, Neutron. How does this thing work?
Jimmy: I don't know, Suzie.
Cindy: It's Cindy!
Jimmy: You're kinda cute...
Cindy: [sigh] I'll wing it!
Jimmy: I don't know, Suzie.
Cindy: It's Cindy!
Jimmy: You're kinda cute...
Cindy: [sigh] I'll wing it!
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Jimmy: Ladies and gentlemen...and Cindy. I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl: A llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama with a hat on?
Jimmy: No!
Cindy: An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy: No!!! I mean, yes! I present to you Book Gum, why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?
Sheen: Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.
Jimmy: Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it.
Sheen: Tastes... fishy. "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
Cindy: Give me a piece of that. Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."
Jimmy: Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
Carl: Mmmm...William Shakespeare.
Jimmy: That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."
Carl: A llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama with a hat on?
Jimmy: No!
Cindy: An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy: No!!! I mean, yes! I present to you Book Gum, why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?
Sheen: Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.
Jimmy: Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it.
Sheen: Tastes... fishy. "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
Cindy: Give me a piece of that. Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."
Jimmy: Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
Carl: Mmmm...William Shakespeare.
Jimmy: That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."
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Miss Fowl: Class, we're having a candy selling contest to raise money.
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Cindy: Boring.
Miss Fowl: The student who sells the most boxes will win a free VIP trip to Retroland!
Miss Fowl: The student who sells the most boxes will win a free VIP trip to Retroland!
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Jimmy: Download candy and chocolate actualities and data...
Hugh: Oh, selling candy, eh, Jimbo? Well, you have come to the right dinner table. Welcome to the Hugh Neutron school of salesmanship. Class is in session. Pumpkin Pants, let's play traveling salesman.
Judy: Who should I be this time?
Hugh: You be the person who's not the traveling salesman. Knock, knock.
Judy: Who's there?
Hugh: It's me.
Judy: Well, come on in.
Hugh: Good evening, ma'am. Want to spice up your life?
Judy: Sure.
Hugh: Well, then what you need is this beautiful four-pronged eating implent.
Judy: But, sir, i already have one.
Hugh: But can yours talk? (with high-pitched voice) Hello. My name is Forky. You're pretty. Buy me! Buy me!
Judy: I'll take four.
Hugh: And that, Jimmy, is how where I got to be...where I am today. Bring on the pie.
Hugh: Oh, selling candy, eh, Jimbo? Well, you have come to the right dinner table. Welcome to the Hugh Neutron school of salesmanship. Class is in session. Pumpkin Pants, let's play traveling salesman.
Judy: Who should I be this time?
Hugh: You be the person who's not the traveling salesman. Knock, knock.
Judy: Who's there?
Hugh: It's me.
Judy: Well, come on in.
Hugh: Good evening, ma'am. Want to spice up your life?
Judy: Sure.
Hugh: Well, then what you need is this beautiful four-pronged eating implent.
Judy: But, sir, i already have one.
Hugh: But can yours talk? (with high-pitched voice) Hello. My name is Forky. You're pretty. Buy me! Buy me!
Judy: I'll take four.
Hugh: And that, Jimmy, is how where I got to be...where I am today. Bring on the pie.
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Jimmy: The Willy Loman 3000--a super-selling machine programmed to make the sale at any cost. He will not take no for an answer.
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Jimmy: It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work we're here enjoying a tall cold one.
Sheen: And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.
Carl: Huzzah!
Sheen: What?
Carl: Huzzah--some goofy way to say "cool!"
Man: What?!
Willy: Good afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely fabulous. Yes, I agree it is beautiful out.
Man: I don't want to buy nothin'.
Willy: Buy? Who said buy? I would like to give you a piece of candy absolutely free-ee-ee with no strings attached.
Man: Forget it.
Willy: You can never have enough ca-a-ndy, sir.
Man: I can, and I do. Good-bye.
Willy: Ye-ye-ye-yes, this is a "good" buy.
Man: What part of "no" do you not understand?!
Willy: How about if I throw in this free-eee-eeee-eee...dog if you buy a box?
Man: Hmm...what kind of dog is he?
Willy: He's your kind of dog. Congratulations.
Man: Hey, what does he eat? Oh, not on the carpet! Oh, are those lug nuts?
Sheen: And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.
Carl: Huzzah!
Sheen: What?
Carl: Huzzah--some goofy way to say "cool!"
Man: What?!
Willy: Good afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely fabulous. Yes, I agree it is beautiful out.
Man: I don't want to buy nothin'.
Willy: Buy? Who said buy? I would like to give you a piece of candy absolutely free-ee-ee with no strings attached.
Man: Forget it.
Willy: You can never have enough ca-a-ndy, sir.
Man: I can, and I do. Good-bye.
Willy: Ye-ye-ye-yes, this is a "good" buy.
Man: What part of "no" do you not understand?!
Willy: How about if I throw in this free-eee-eeee-eee...dog if you buy a box?
Man: Hmm...what kind of dog is he?
Willy: He's your kind of dog. Congratulations.
Man: Hey, what does he eat? Oh, not on the carpet! Oh, are those lug nuts?
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Willy: I have sold 1,000 boxes of ca-aa-an-ndy.
Jimmy: Wow. Way to go, Willy! And now for some good old-fashioned gloating and i-told-you-soing. Oh, Miss Vor-tex!
Willy: Hey, hey, hey, you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl: Uh-uh. It's just the glasses.
Willy: (Chuckling) And witty to boot. If you buy one measly box of candy you'll receive as my gift to you this handsome custom-made rocket.
Carl: But that's Jimmy's rocket.
Sheen: But it's free!!.
Jimmy: Wow. Way to go, Willy! And now for some good old-fashioned gloating and i-told-you-soing. Oh, Miss Vor-tex!
Willy: Hey, hey, hey, you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl: Uh-uh. It's just the glasses.
Willy: (Chuckling) And witty to boot. If you buy one measly box of candy you'll receive as my gift to you this handsome custom-made rocket.
Carl: But that's Jimmy's rocket.
Sheen: But it's free!!.
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Sheen: Do you want something gummy or crunchy?
Carl: Uh, I want sour. No! Salty. No! I don't know which one to choose!
Sam: Oh, this suspence is killing me. Pick a candy and let me get on with my life. Yeah, yeah.
Carl: Uh, I want sour. No! Salty. No! I don't know which one to choose!
Sam: Oh, this suspence is killing me. Pick a candy and let me get on with my life. Yeah, yeah.
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Jimmy: Today is the single greatest day in the history of the universe. Pluto is aligning with Neptune causing space snow flurries to create galactic ice crystals which keep ice cream at the perfect eating temperature! Yes.
Goddard: (Barks)
Goddard: (Barks)
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Sheen: Are we there yet? How about now? Are we there now? How about now?
Carl: I hope it's soon. I need to use the little boys' ocean.
Jimmy: According to the Neutronic positioning unit, we're now entering the Bahama Quadrangle. Notice the complete lack of anything creepy...
Carl: I hope it's soon. I need to use the little boys' ocean.
Jimmy: According to the Neutronic positioning unit, we're now entering the Bahama Quadrangle. Notice the complete lack of anything creepy...
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Jimmy: Cold enough to never melt but not so cold you get brain freeze. This alignment only happens ever 2,000 years. Commence countdown: five...four..three...two...one..
Judy: James Isaac Neutron!
Jimmy: (Groans)
Judy: Where do you think you're going, young man? Here's your list of Saturday chores.
Jimmy: "Mail letter at post office. "Sit with Grandma in the park. "Pick up Dad's badmintion shoes. Drop off a pie at school." And "Take a book to Cindy Vortex's mother"?! But, Mom, I can't do that! I have to get into space now!
Judy: Chores first, space travel later.
Jimmy: Goddard--options. Hire Temporay Help to do Chores at $15.75/hour. Too expensive. Use Boyish Charm to Outwit Parental Unit. I don't have time. Clone Thyself. Yes! We'll have to do it mega-fast.
Judy: James Isaac Neutron!
Jimmy: (Groans)
Judy: Where do you think you're going, young man? Here's your list of Saturday chores.
Jimmy: "Mail letter at post office. "Sit with Grandma in the park. "Pick up Dad's badmintion shoes. Drop off a pie at school." And "Take a book to Cindy Vortex's mother"?! But, Mom, I can't do that! I have to get into space now!
Judy: Chores first, space travel later.
Jimmy: Goddard--options. Hire Temporay Help to do Chores at $15.75/hour. Too expensive. Use Boyish Charm to Outwit Parental Unit. I don't have time. Clone Thyself. Yes! We'll have to do it mega-fast.
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Jimmy: No time to set specifics. Commence cloning at super speed.
Happy Jimmy: Hi, everybody. Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?
Depressed Jimmy: (Whining) You call this a great day? I should have stayed in bed.
French Jimmy: (In French Accent) Ah, but romance is in ze air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love, n'est-ce pas?
Comedy Jimmy: (Laughing) Hey, everybody, it's great to be here! Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex? Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary! Hey, these are the jokes, folks--come on, laugh with me!
Happy Jimmy: Hi, everybody. Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?
Depressed Jimmy: (Whining) You call this a great day? I should have stayed in bed.
French Jimmy: (In French Accent) Ah, but romance is in ze air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love, n'est-ce pas?
Comedy Jimmy: (Laughing) Hey, everybody, it's great to be here! Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex? Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary! Hey, these are the jokes, folks--come on, laugh with me!
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Cool Jimmy: Hey, who's up for some football, huh?
Evil Jimmy: (Sinisterly) Nice place, kid. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff.
Jimmy: Hmm, the speed of the cloning gave each of them a solitary, distinct personality. I should probably do a risk assessment. Nah--I've got galactic ice crystals to get. Here's the list of chores, gentlemen.
Evil Jimmy: (Sinisterly) Nice place, kid. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff.
Jimmy: Hmm, the speed of the cloning gave each of them a solitary, distinct personality. I should probably do a risk assessment. Nah--I've got galactic ice crystals to get. Here's the list of chores, gentlemen.
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Evil Jimmy: Hey, you heard the man--do your chores, boys.
Depressed Jimmy: But I've never mailed a letter. What if I get my hand stuck in the box?
Happy Jimmy: Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus. Everything's going to be terrific!
French Jimmy: Mais oui! Love is all around us.
Gangster Jimmy: 'Ey! Let's do it to it.
Comedy Jimmy: And awaaaaaaaaaay...we go!
Depressed Jimmy: But I've never mailed a letter. What if I get my hand stuck in the box?
Happy Jimmy: Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus. Everything's going to be terrific!
French Jimmy: Mais oui! Love is all around us.
Gangster Jimmy: 'Ey! Let's do it to it.
Comedy Jimmy: And awaaaaaaaaaay...we go!
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Happy Jimmy: Hello, Grandmother dear.
Grandmother: Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.
Happy Jimmy: Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!
Grandmother: Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.
Happy Jimmy: Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!
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Depressed Jimmy: Ow...
Carl: Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?
Depressed Jimmy: What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof--we're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.
Carl: Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.
Carl: Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?
Depressed Jimmy: What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof--we're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.
Carl: Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.
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Gangster Jimmy: He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely on. Lookin' good. You the man, you the man. 'Ey, it's the Nicksta.
Nick: Neutron? What are you doing?!
Gangster Jimmy: I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit dat, Skateboard Boy?
Nick: Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? (Gangster Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board) Whoa, check it out--Neutron has the moves.
Nick: Neutron? What are you doing?!
Gangster Jimmy: I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit dat, Skateboard Boy?
Nick: Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? (Gangster Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board) Whoa, check it out--Neutron has the moves.
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Gangster Jimmy: Well, how 'bout next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron style? Later, Nick-O-Rama.
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Jimmy: Good boy, Goddard. Galatic ice crystal harvesting proceeding as planned. And down on Earth, the clones are performing my chores. Retroville, we have no problems.
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Sheen: "I am Ultra Lord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat!" "You can't catch me!" "Yes, I can!" Hey, Jimmy, want to see my new action figure?
Comedy Jimmy: Do I? Come on, does Robin Hood wear pantyhose? Hey, why did Ultra Lord cover himself with mayonnaise? He wanted to make a hero sandwich! [laughs]Hello! [knocking on Sheen's head: ] Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.
Sheen: Are you okay, Jimmy? 'Cause you seem really weird.
Comedy Jimmy: I'M weird?! (laughing: ) Come o-o-o-o-on! You should see Ultra Lord's Uncle Morris!
Comedy Jimmy: Do I? Come on, does Robin Hood wear pantyhose? Hey, why did Ultra Lord cover himself with mayonnaise? He wanted to make a hero sandwich! [laughs]Hello! [knocking on Sheen's head: ] Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.
Sheen: Are you okay, Jimmy? 'Cause you seem really weird.
Comedy Jimmy: I'M weird?! (laughing: ) Come o-o-o-o-on! You should see Ultra Lord's Uncle Morris!
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Cindy: (sighs) Whaddya want, Neutron?
French Jimmy: To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.
Cindy: Very funny.
French Jimmy: I jest not. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No--even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection!
Cindy: Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!
French Jimmy: Ah, ah, ah--but before zat, would you favor me wiz a kiss?
Cindy: Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent?
French Jimmy: (Guitar Playing)(Singing) Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein's theory of relativity. Oh, Cindy, ma cherie, oh, my little Cindy. Would you please come and kiss me? (Cindy faints) Wait, why are you sleeping?
French Jimmy: To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.
Cindy: Very funny.
French Jimmy: I jest not. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No--even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection!
Cindy: Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!
French Jimmy: Ah, ah, ah--but before zat, would you favor me wiz a kiss?
Cindy: Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent?
French Jimmy: (Guitar Playing)(Singing) Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein's theory of relativity. Oh, Cindy, ma cherie, oh, my little Cindy. Would you please come and kiss me? (Cindy faints) Wait, why are you sleeping?
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Evil Jimmy: Hey, buddy, want a pie?
Man: Yeah!
Evil Jimmy: (Splats pie in man's face)(Snickers) You can't beat the classics!
Man: Mmm...I'll say.
Man: Yeah!
Evil Jimmy: (Splats pie in man's face)(Snickers) You can't beat the classics!
Man: Mmm...I'll say.
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Jimmy: Mission accomplished: space crystals acquired. Clones should be arriving in T minus one minute. Everything going exactly as...What?!
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