The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Quotes
Harriet Nelson: You know, it's none of my business, but don't you think taking riding lessons is a pretty expensive way to meet a girl?
Ozzie Nelson: Yeah, especially since you don't need the lessons?
Ricky Nelson: Oh, well, we made a deal. See, I'm gonna teach her how to play the guitar, and she's gonna teach me how to ride.
Ozzie Nelson: Well, that sounds like a good idea.
Harriet Nelson: What happens, if she finds out you can ride?
David Nelson: Probably hit him over the head with the guitar.
Ozzie Nelson: Yeah, especially since you don't need the lessons?
Ricky Nelson: Oh, well, we made a deal. See, I'm gonna teach her how to play the guitar, and she's gonna teach me how to ride.
Ozzie Nelson: Well, that sounds like a good idea.
Harriet Nelson: What happens, if she finds out you can ride?
David Nelson: Probably hit him over the head with the guitar.
Movie: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
Kris: Is Rick there yet?
Harriet Nelson: No. Is he coming over?
Kris: Yeah, he wants to borrow some garden tools - but give him a razor and large tube of shaving cream, will you?
Harriet Nelson: What for?
Kris: Well, believe it or not, he thinks he's growing a beard.
Harriet Nelson: A what?
Kris: A beard! At least that's what he calls it.
Harriet Nelson: How long has he been growing it?
Kris: Since the day before yesterday.
Harriet Nelson: Well then, I gather he's not exactly tripping over it yet.
Kris: No, it's just bristly and scratchy and icky and awful.
Harriet Nelson: No. Is he coming over?
Kris: Yeah, he wants to borrow some garden tools - but give him a razor and large tube of shaving cream, will you?
Harriet Nelson: What for?
Kris: Well, believe it or not, he thinks he's growing a beard.
Harriet Nelson: A what?
Kris: A beard! At least that's what he calls it.
Harriet Nelson: How long has he been growing it?
Kris: Since the day before yesterday.
Harriet Nelson: Well then, I gather he's not exactly tripping over it yet.
Kris: No, it's just bristly and scratchy and icky and awful.
Movie: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
Rick Nelson: Tell me this - does June make a big scene every time you take your wedding ring off?
Dave Nelson: No - but that's probably because I never take it off.
Rick Nelson: I don't see how you can help it. I guess it's just that I haven't gotten used to wearing it, yet. How'd you get used to it?
Dave Nelson: Well, June took care of that right from the start. She bought the ring a little too small, slipped it on my finger, and then started fatting me up.
Dave Nelson: No - but that's probably because I never take it off.
Rick Nelson: I don't see how you can help it. I guess it's just that I haven't gotten used to wearing it, yet. How'd you get used to it?
Dave Nelson: Well, June took care of that right from the start. She bought the ring a little too small, slipped it on my finger, and then started fatting me up.
Movie: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet