The Amateur Monster Movie Quote
Mr. Englan: Some kind of animal?
Walter Romero: Uh-huh.
Mr. Englan: Now that's fishy. That is suspicious, man. Because you know what? This is somewhat of an alarming statistic, but more people die from vending machines falling on them every year than do animal attacks, and that's a fact, man. And do you know what else? I come across a lot of vending machines in my line of work, and do you know how many vending machines I've seen kill people? Not one fucking vending machine. Not one. So, do you know what this information tells me? It tells me that there is something bigger going on, that this is a cover-up. And you've got to blow the lid off this fucker and get right down to the bottom of it. Because that shit ain't right.
Walter Romero: Uh-huh.
Mr. Englan: Now that's fishy. That is suspicious, man. Because you know what? This is somewhat of an alarming statistic, but more people die from vending machines falling on them every year than do animal attacks, and that's a fact, man. And do you know what else? I come across a lot of vending machines in my line of work, and do you know how many vending machines I've seen kill people? Not one fucking vending machine. Not one. So, do you know what this information tells me? It tells me that there is something bigger going on, that this is a cover-up. And you've got to blow the lid off this fucker and get right down to the bottom of it. Because that shit ain't right.
Movie: The Amateur Monster Movie
