The Analysts Quotes
Mary: I'm putting you down as Very Hard.
Craig: I would say twenty thousand very hards, plus or minus fifty percent.
Mary: I'm afraid each change request can only be assigned a single difficulty rating. What about you, Dave?
Dave: I'm also Very Hard.
Craig: I would say twenty thousand very hards, plus or minus fifty percent.
Mary: I'm afraid each change request can only be assigned a single difficulty rating. What about you, Dave?
Dave: I'm also Very Hard.
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Craig: You know Bob, I can't think of one good reason for you to request this tool. You must know it's impossible to build. I understand that marketing's taking over your workload and your department's facing layoffs.
Business Customer: Uh...
Craig: Yeah, so if you start this project it'll become such a huge disaster that you'll be promoted so quickly for your vision and we'll be canned for failing to implement it and wasting shareholder money, yes?
Business Customer: Ah, coughs, um...
Business Customer: Uh...
Craig: Yeah, so if you start this project it'll become such a huge disaster that you'll be promoted so quickly for your vision and we'll be canned for failing to implement it and wasting shareholder money, yes?
Business Customer: Ah, coughs, um...
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Paul: We're going to fit this into our current release schedule, Bob.
Dave: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to say that's impossible.
Mary: Nothing's impossible.
Dave: This is.
Craig: I think what my dear colleague, Dave, is trying to say is that this is beyond our capabilities as an organization to complete.
Dave: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to say that's impossible.
Mary: Nothing's impossible.
Dave: This is.
Craig: I think what my dear colleague, Dave, is trying to say is that this is beyond our capabilities as an organization to complete.
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