The Andy Griffith Show Quote
Sheriff Andy Taylor: [reading a note tied to a rock Ernest T. Bass threw through the window] "Maybe you goin' to have a weddin', and maybe you goin' to have a preacher; but you might not have a bride. You ever think of that?" Mr. Darling, you don't think he'd try to kidnap Charlene before the wedding?
Briscoe Darling: He might. He's just crazy enough to do it.
Dud Wash: Well, you just let him try! I'll show him some things I learned in the army in jungle warfare! First, you grab the mouth and pull like this. [demonstrates by pulling his own mouth]
Dud Wash: Then you grade his nose and twist it like this. [twists his own nose]
Briscoe Darling: Stop that, boy! You want your face to freeze thatta' way?
TV Show: The Andy Griffith Show
