The Angry Birds Movie Quotes
Red: Mighty Eagle fly us down there now!
Mighty Eagle: No.
Red: I'm sorry what?
Mighty Eagle: I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. Mostly just tired.
Mighty Eagle: No.
Red: I'm sorry what?
Mighty Eagle: I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. Mostly just tired.
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Bird Salesman: Hey Red. How are ya?
Red: Oh I'm horrible.
Stella: Hi Red! Good to see you!
Red: I wish I could say the same.
Red: Oh I'm horrible.
Stella: Hi Red! Good to see you!
Red: I wish I could say the same.
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Red: Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now i see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.
Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.
Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.
Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.
Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.
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[from trailer][Hal gets slingshot to the castle, but he comes back due to his boomerang ability] Red: Hey, he's coming back! [as Hal comes back he lands his beak into a tree]
Bubbles: Uh, did we win?
Red: Can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: Medic!
Bubbles: Uh, did we win?
Red: Can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: Medic!
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[from trailer] Leonard: [seeing one of the eggs]Is that what I think it is?
Red: Excuse me! Those are fragile, alright? Not yours.
Judge Peckinpah: You are makin' our guest feel unwelcome!
Red: And you're not asking basic questions! [a pig slaps his butt]
Chuck: Well, this just got awkward.
Red: Excuse me! Those are fragile, alright? Not yours.
Judge Peckinpah: You are makin' our guest feel unwelcome!
Red: And you're not asking basic questions! [a pig slaps his butt]
Chuck: Well, this just got awkward.
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[from trailer] Red: Doesn't anyone see what's going on here? The whole world is in danger! And it's up to us to stop 'em!
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[from trailer] Chuck: The pigs are stealing our eggs!
Leonard: Set sail for Piggy Island!
Leonard: Set sail for Piggy Island!
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[from trailer] Judge Peckinpah: You tried to tell us, but we didn't listen. What do we do now?
Red: That is where they went, and so that is where we're going! [the birds cheer]
Chuck: It's Chuck time! [he runs into a pipe; Red groans]
Red: That is where they went, and so that is where we're going! [the birds cheer]
Chuck: It's Chuck time! [he runs into a pipe; Red groans]
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[from trailer] Red: Time to get angry! Fire! [Matilda gets slingshot]
Leonard: That guy again.
Matilda: Take that, porkers! [She shot a fireball to kill the pigs]
Red: Well, how about that? She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.
Leonard: That guy again.
Matilda: Take that, porkers! [She shot a fireball to kill the pigs]
Red: Well, how about that? She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.
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[from trailer] Leonard: [Expands to huge size to crush the pigs]I told you not to mess with me!
Leonard: Call in the Piggy Air Force!
Leonard: Call in the Piggy Air Force!
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[from trailer] Red: These pigs mysterious and weird, am I right? I don't trust them! I think they're up to something!
Judge Peckinpah: Your opinion is not needed! [Red gets slingshot by the pigs]
Red: Beak, wing, giblets!
Leonard: That went well, if you're me.
Judge Peckinpah: Your opinion is not needed! [Red gets slingshot by the pigs]
Red: Beak, wing, giblets!
Leonard: That went well, if you're me.
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Red: [as they are being hugged by Mighty Eagle]Anyone else feel like this is crossing a line?
Chuck: Yes.
Bomb: No.
Chuck: Yes.
Bomb: No.
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Red: Would you stop making mighty eagle noises?
Chuck: Someone has anger issues.
Chuck: Someone has anger issues.
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Matilda: Today we are going to be managing our anger through movements.
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Leonard: Guards! There's a red bird in these walls! Bring him to me!
Pig: Aye, aye Sir. Roger that, boss!
Leonard: Not in these walls, in the castle! Come on, you guys.
Pig: Aye, aye Sir. Roger that, boss!
Leonard: Not in these walls, in the castle! Come on, you guys.
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Judge Peckinpah: Mr. Red, we are a happy happy bird community. Under the protection of Mighty Eagle, we work, we laugh, we love, and we live our lives free of conflict and strife sir.
Red: We love the sound of our own voice too evidently.
Judge Peckinpah: Perhaps you've never heard the joke, Why don't birds fly? I'm gonna tell you why. Because where else would we ever want to go?
Red: Wow. Not a good joke.
Judge Peckinpah: So now what am i to make of the likes of you. There seems to be a recurring issue here. Anger.
Red: I don't think i have an anger issue. I think you got an anger issue.
Judge Peckinpah: Anger is a weed growing in our garden. And what do you do when you find a weed?
Red: I don't know but i bet you're gonna tell me.
Judge Peckinpah: You pluck it out!
Mime: Oh my God!
Red: We love the sound of our own voice too evidently.
Judge Peckinpah: Perhaps you've never heard the joke, Why don't birds fly? I'm gonna tell you why. Because where else would we ever want to go?
Red: Wow. Not a good joke.
Judge Peckinpah: So now what am i to make of the likes of you. There seems to be a recurring issue here. Anger.
Red: I don't think i have an anger issue. I think you got an anger issue.
Judge Peckinpah: Anger is a weed growing in our garden. And what do you do when you find a weed?
Red: I don't know but i bet you're gonna tell me.
Judge Peckinpah: You pluck it out!
Mime: Oh my God!
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Judge Peckinpah: My friends we would love to see your cowboy show.
Leonard: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Leonard: Thank you. Thank you so much.
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