The Bernie Mac Show Quotes
Bernie Mac: She turned on the lights, and there... Hanging on the door was a bloody hook... From the last person who touched Bernie Mac's stereo without his permission. [Laughs. Nobody else does]
Bernie Mac: But seriously, if y'all get hungry, go to a restaurant.
Bernie Mac: But seriously, if y'all get hungry, go to a restaurant.
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Bernie Mac: Jordan's gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat his ass until it glows.
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Bernie Mac: You got Dracula - a wooden stake; Wolfman - a silver bullet. But little boys, a belt. But I've been stripped of my weapons. Wait a minute. I don't need a belt.
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Boy: Bernie rhymes with turkey.
Bernie Mac: No it doesn't. And it's Mr. Mac. Rhymes with smack, as in upside your head.
Bernie Mac: No it doesn't. And it's Mr. Mac. Rhymes with smack, as in upside your head.
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Jordan: We talked about how the first thing a black man in the NBA does is get a new car and a white girl.
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Mablean Ephriam: You don't have any evidence against that girl.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Judge, I have my gut and that's all I need.
Mablean Ephriam: Your gut doesn't stand up in a court of law.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: My gut's above the law.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Judge, I have my gut and that's all I need.
Mablean Ephriam: Your gut doesn't stand up in a court of law.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: My gut's above the law.
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