The Big Lebowski Quote
The Dude : Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak : I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude : Walter...
Donny : Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak : I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude : Walter...
Donny : They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak : Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
The Dude : Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak : C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny : How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak : I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny : What's that?
The Dude : Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak : Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!
Donny : Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak : Shomer shabbos!
The Dude : Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak : Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude : Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak : Come on, Dude... [ rolls his eyes at Donny ]
Walter Sobchak : Fucking BABY... [ Donny nods ]
Walter Sobchak : I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude : Walter...
Donny : Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak : I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude : Walter...
Donny : They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak : Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
The Dude : Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak : C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny : How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak : I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny : What's that?
The Dude : Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak : Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!
Donny : Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak : Shomer shabbos!
The Dude : Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak : Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude : Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak : Come on, Dude... [ rolls his eyes at Donny ]
Walter Sobchak : Fucking BABY... [ Donny nods ]
Movie: The Big Lebowski
