The Big Lebowski Quotes

Brandt : Her life is in your hands.
The Dude : Man, don't say that, man.
Brandt : Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands.
The Dude : Oh, shit, man.
Brandt : Her life is in your hands, Dude.

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[ repeated line ]
Walter Sobchak : Am I wrong?

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Walter Sobchak : The little prick is stonewalling me.

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Walter Sobchak : Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

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[ singing while semi-conscious in the back of a police car ]
The Dude : He was innocent, not a charge was true, and they say he ran away... Branded!

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[ repeated line ]
The Dude : They're gonna kill that poor woman.

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Walter Sobchak : Nothing is fucked here Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs!
The Dude : Walter, would you just shut the fuck... don't say a peep while I'm doing business here, man!
Walter Sobchak : Okay Dude. Have it your way. [ the Dude answers the phone ]
Walter Sobchak : But they're amateurs.

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The Big Lebowski : You have your story, I have mine. I say that I entrusted the money to you, and *you* stole it!
Walter Sobchak : As if we would ever *dream* of taking your bullshit money!

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Walter Sobchak : That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
The Dude : Fuckin' A.
Donny : And this guy peed on it.
Walter Sobchak : Donny, please.

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The Dude : I hate the fuckin' Eagles man.

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Woo, Treehorn Thug : Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. [ urinates on The Dude's rug ]
The Dude : Oh, man, don't do that. Not on the rug, man.
Woo, Treehorn Thug : You see what happens? You see what happens, Lebowski?

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The Big Lebowski : I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.

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