The Black Adder Quotes
Blackadder: [enters in a lords gown] My lord.
Prince George: My Lords.
Blackadder: Pardon, sir?
Prince George: My Lords. There is more than one lord in the vicinity. Will you please welcome his Grace, the Lord Baldrick. [Baldrick enters in his lordly regalia]
Blackadder: You made BALDRICK a Lord?
Prince George: Well, yes. One who has recently done sterling service, matching the political machinations of the evil Pitt. Good old Lord Baldrick!
Baldrick: It's all right Blackadder, you don't have to curtsey or anything.
Blackadder: Sir, might I let loose a short violent exclamation?
Prince George: Certainly.
Blackadder: [Blackadder moves discreetly sideways, then shouts] DAMN!
Prince George: I say, that's a bit of a strange get up, isn't it Blackadder?
Blackadder: No sir, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy. [he walks towards the door, stops and turns]
Blackadder: There is one little question, sir. About the £400 000 to influence the lords...
Prince George: Ah, yes. I gave that to Lord Baldrick.
Blackadder: [Looking pleased] Ahh! Sir, might I be permitted to take Lord Baldrick downstairs to his some instruction in his lordly duties?
Prince George: I think that's a splendid idea.
Blackadder: [to Baldrick] This way, my Lord. [Leaves with cloak raised, dracula-esque]
Prince George: My Lords.
Blackadder: Pardon, sir?
Prince George: My Lords. There is more than one lord in the vicinity. Will you please welcome his Grace, the Lord Baldrick. [Baldrick enters in his lordly regalia]
Blackadder: You made BALDRICK a Lord?
Prince George: Well, yes. One who has recently done sterling service, matching the political machinations of the evil Pitt. Good old Lord Baldrick!
Baldrick: It's all right Blackadder, you don't have to curtsey or anything.
Blackadder: Sir, might I let loose a short violent exclamation?
Prince George: Certainly.
Blackadder: [Blackadder moves discreetly sideways, then shouts] DAMN!
Prince George: I say, that's a bit of a strange get up, isn't it Blackadder?
Blackadder: No sir, I'm just off to a fancy dress party. I'm going as Lady Hamilton's pussy. [he walks towards the door, stops and turns]
Blackadder: There is one little question, sir. About the £400 000 to influence the lords...
Prince George: Ah, yes. I gave that to Lord Baldrick.
Blackadder: [Looking pleased] Ahh! Sir, might I be permitted to take Lord Baldrick downstairs to his some instruction in his lordly duties?
Prince George: I think that's a splendid idea.
Blackadder: [to Baldrick] This way, my Lord. [Leaves with cloak raised, dracula-esque]
Movie: The Black Adder
Prince Edmund: Scotsmen are barbarians! Half of them don't even speak English!
Percy: Well, what do they speak?
Prince Edmund: Oh, I don't know. It's all Greek to me!
Percy: They speak Greek?
Prince Edmund: No, I mean it SOUNDS like Greek.
Percy: Well, if it sounds like Greek, it probably IS Greek.
Prince Edmund: It's not Greek!
Percy: But it sounds LIKE Greek..."What's not Greek, but sounds like Greek?" Hm, that's a good one, my lord!
Prince Edmund: Look, it's not meant to be a BRAIN-TEASER, Percy! I'm simply trying to tell you that I cannot understand a blind word they're saying.
Percy: Well, no wonder, my lord. You never learned Greek, of course.
Percy: Well, what do they speak?
Prince Edmund: Oh, I don't know. It's all Greek to me!
Percy: They speak Greek?
Prince Edmund: No, I mean it SOUNDS like Greek.
Percy: Well, if it sounds like Greek, it probably IS Greek.
Prince Edmund: It's not Greek!
Percy: But it sounds LIKE Greek..."What's not Greek, but sounds like Greek?" Hm, that's a good one, my lord!
Prince Edmund: Look, it's not meant to be a BRAIN-TEASER, Percy! I'm simply trying to tell you that I cannot understand a blind word they're saying.
Percy: Well, no wonder, my lord. You never learned Greek, of course.
Movie: The Black Adder
Prince Edmund: You come in here! Fresh from slaughtering a couple of choccos when their backs were turned! And you think you can upset that harmony of a whole kingdom? I challenge you to a duel!
McAngus: TO THE DEATH!
Prince Edmund: [meekly] Uhm... yes, all right.
McAngus: TO THE DEATH!
Prince Edmund: [meekly] Uhm... yes, all right.
Movie: The Black Adder
Richard III: [looking for a horse] A horse! [whistles]
Richard III: A horse! My kingdom for a horse! [sees a horse]
Richard III: Ah! Horsey.
Richard III: A horse! My kingdom for a horse! [sees a horse]
Richard III: Ah! Horsey.
Movie: The Black Adder
[to Percy]
Prince Edmund: You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.
Prince Edmund: You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.
Movie: The Black Adder