The Brady Bunch Movie Quotes

Bobby Brady: Boy, you sure have some strong thigh muscles Mrs. Whitfield.

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Jan Brady: [her inner voice talking] Let's knock over a 7-11!

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Jan Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.
Marcia Brady: Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.

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Jan Brady: [her demonic inner voices] Watch my head spin! Kill! Kill! KILL! [out loud]
Jan Brady: No, stop it! I can't take it anymore! [her demonic inner voices]
Jan Brady: Ah, shut up you loser!
Grandma: Jan, cut the crap!
Jan Brady: They're gone! Thank you grandma!

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Peter Brady: If mom and dad have to sell the house, we'll have to move.
Bobby Brady: Go to a new school.
Jan Brady: Make new friends.
Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.

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[Mrs. Dittmeyer tucks mail into Greg's pants]
Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: My, you've gotten so big. You're almost as big as your daddy.
Greg Brady: And I'm still growing.
Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: Right before my very eyes.

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