The Charmings Quote

Eric Charming: Luther, guess what I am getting Snow for our anniversary?
Luther: Wall to wall carpeting?
Eric Charming: No, we're getting a car!
Luther: All right! A new set of wheels.
Eric Charming: No not just the wheels, the whole thing. This is going to be the best anniversary ever! Right, Snow?
Snow White Charming: Oh Eric, what about what mother said?
Eric Charming: Honey, I would much rather get you a car than a muzzle.
Snow White Charming: No. About when it comes to cars, you don't know diddly.
Eric Charming: Oh, that. Honey don't worry. You know it's like making any decision, you get some good solid advice from someone you know you can trust.
Snow White Charming: Like who? [Snow, Eric and Luther then watch a commercial playing on their TV]
Honest Abe: [dressed as Abraham Lincoln] Need help buying a car? Then see me, Abraham Jones, AKA Honest Abe. The honest used car salesman. Don't be a slave to that old jalopy, let me emancipate you into a beautiful new used car. Take it from me, Honest Abe. Why, if I can't give you the best deal in town, I'll eat a log cabin!
Eric Charming: Honey, I think we found our man!

Movie: The Charmings

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