The Charmings Quote
Queen Lillian White: [Lillian has been called in for an IRS audit, and is speaking to herself] They're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me, they're not going to intimidate me.
IRS Agent: Next! [points to Lillian]
Queen Lillian White: You can't do anything to me, I've done nothing wrong.
IRS Agent: I hear that all the time. When it comes to tax fraud, everyone swears they're "lilly white."
Queen Lillian White: But I am Lilly White!
IRS Agent: Sure, sure, sure. Now sit down!
Queen Lillian White: I'm warning you, I'm a witch!
IRS Agent: Oh, yeah? So is my wife. Now, you say you're self employed. Doing what?
Queen Lillian White: Doing this. [she makes the lamp on the desk levitate]
IRS Agent: Not bad. But I saw that on a Bud Light commercial. [Lillian then zaps up a huge snake]
IRS Agent: Any other dependents?
Queen Lillian White: Tough room! [zaps the snake away]
IRS Agent: Now look, lady, I've been doing this for 22 years. I've seen it all, I've heard it all. Now where did you get the money?
Queen Lillian White: I tapped into the credit system through my magic mirror.
IRS Agent: Ok, I haven't heard it all.
IRS Agent: Next! [points to Lillian]
Queen Lillian White: You can't do anything to me, I've done nothing wrong.
IRS Agent: I hear that all the time. When it comes to tax fraud, everyone swears they're "lilly white."
Queen Lillian White: But I am Lilly White!
IRS Agent: Sure, sure, sure. Now sit down!
Queen Lillian White: I'm warning you, I'm a witch!
IRS Agent: Oh, yeah? So is my wife. Now, you say you're self employed. Doing what?
Queen Lillian White: Doing this. [she makes the lamp on the desk levitate]
IRS Agent: Not bad. But I saw that on a Bud Light commercial. [Lillian then zaps up a huge snake]
IRS Agent: Any other dependents?
Queen Lillian White: Tough room! [zaps the snake away]
IRS Agent: Now look, lady, I've been doing this for 22 years. I've seen it all, I've heard it all. Now where did you get the money?
Queen Lillian White: I tapped into the credit system through my magic mirror.
IRS Agent: Ok, I haven't heard it all.
Movie: The Charmings
