The Class Quotes
Ethan Haas: [Talking to Kat on the phone] How amazing was last night?
Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.
Ethan Haas: You slept with him?
Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.
Ethan Haas: You slept with him?
Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
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Kyle Lendo: You're an inspiration to stalkers everywhere. You got your guy and you didn't even have to dig a little room under your house.
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Lady Claire Gurney: How do you know you're God?
Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney: Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself.
Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney: Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself.
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Nicole Allen: as yonk says sometimes people in a prius will flip you off but you can just roll right over them
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Sarah Nevins: [catching up with T.J. in the hallway] Oh, T.J. I have been looking for you.
T.J. Jones: Yeah,well Thanks for nothing, man. That action in your class today was a total disaster. You really know how to make a person feel like sludge
Sarah Nevins: [angrily] Wait a minute! T.J., I thought it would be nice for you. You know you were welcome to stay for the whole class.
T.J. Jones: Well, isn't that a dream come true. Sit in a nice, clean desk with no dirty words carved in it, everyone dressed like it was Easter Sunday, and a teacher who treats you better than your own mama. And a hour later, I get sent back to the real world and that's the last I see of Disneyland!
Sarah Nevins: But that's not the way I meant it to be. You know you could be in a better class. You could be in I.H.P.
T.J. Jones: Yeah, and Dr. Samuels could be Mr. Universe!
Sarah Nevins: You know, you may have the personality of a Pit Bull, but one thing you are is intelligent, and I thought I could help you do something with that, and I'm sorry if I went about all wrong.
T.J. Jones: Ok, well I'm sorry for making you feel like a mush-brain dweeb in front of your whole class!
Sarah Nevins: Wait a minute! All right! Apology accepted! Friends?
T.J. Jones: Yeah,well Thanks for nothing, man. That action in your class today was a total disaster. You really know how to make a person feel like sludge
Sarah Nevins: [angrily] Wait a minute! T.J., I thought it would be nice for you. You know you were welcome to stay for the whole class.
T.J. Jones: Well, isn't that a dream come true. Sit in a nice, clean desk with no dirty words carved in it, everyone dressed like it was Easter Sunday, and a teacher who treats you better than your own mama. And a hour later, I get sent back to the real world and that's the last I see of Disneyland!
Sarah Nevins: But that's not the way I meant it to be. You know you could be in a better class. You could be in I.H.P.
T.J. Jones: Yeah, and Dr. Samuels could be Mr. Universe!
Sarah Nevins: You know, you may have the personality of a Pit Bull, but one thing you are is intelligent, and I thought I could help you do something with that, and I'm sorry if I went about all wrong.
T.J. Jones: Ok, well I'm sorry for making you feel like a mush-brain dweeb in front of your whole class!
Sarah Nevins: Wait a minute! All right! Apology accepted! Friends?
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