The Cocoanuts Quotes
[the Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter's suite]
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
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[the Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter's suite]
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!
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Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
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Hammer: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?
Chico: Why a duck?
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Hammer: Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
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Mrs. Potter: Get out of this room, or I'll scream for the servants.
Hammer: Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!
Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
Hammer: Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!
Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
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[Answering telephone]
Hammer: Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.
Hammer: Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.
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Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money.
[Harpo looks dejected]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles]
[Harpo looks dejected]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles]
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Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
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Hammer: Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
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Hammer: Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
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Hammer: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
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Hammer: I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Hammer: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?
Chico: Why a duck?
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Hammer: Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
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Hammer: Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York, a little house in the Bronx. And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born, much to my father's surprise. And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.
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Hammer: What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
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Hammer: What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
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Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
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Hammer: Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
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Hammer: You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
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Mrs. Potter: Get out of this room, or I'll scream for the servants.
Hammer: Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!
Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
Hammer: Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!
Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
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Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money. [Harpo looks dejected]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles]
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