The Colbert Report Quote
Stephen Colbert: When you're President Senator Clinton, we'll be able to bring the troops home on flying pigs provided that it's not too cold for them to fly, what with Hell having frozen over! [audience laughs]
Stephen Colbert: Maybe we can hold the parade on "Highly Improbable Day"!
Stephen Colbert: Maybe we can hold the parade on "Highly Improbable Day"!
TV Show: The Colbert Report