The Comic Strip Presents... Quote
Cashier: Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
Den Dennis: Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?
Cashier: That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Right, where's the camera? [Holds sausage up to camera]
Den Dennis: Look. [to cashier]
Den Dennis: What's the name of this place? [Cashier backs away]
Den Dennis: Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!
Cashier: It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?
Cashier: No you can't.
Den Dennis: Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?
Cashier: That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Right, where's the camera? [Holds sausage up to camera]
Den Dennis: Look. [to cashier]
Den Dennis: What's the name of this place? [Cashier backs away]
Den Dennis: Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!
Cashier: It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?
Cashier: No you can't.
Movie: The Comic Strip Presents...
