The Daily Show Quote
Jon Stewart: Let's go on Chatroulette. Let's see here. Okay, what do we go so far... [On a computer, the lower window features Jon Stewart throughout, the upper window shows whomever is on until one of them clicks next, starting with...] Okay, bored guy. Next. Let's see...all right, that's guy...[Next is a naked man, genitals blurred] Whoa! Okay, penis in my face! All right, bored Austrian guy, next. [Someone with blurred penis sticking out of pants] Okay! [Next, someone sitting without pants, blurred] Wow, I think that guy goes to my gym! All right, let's just get out of that...Wyatt?!
Wyatt Cenac: Jon, I don't have time to talk right now. I'm about to break this Chatroulette story wide open. Remember how I did that story on Twitter and then that other story on glory holes?
Jon Stewart: Right.
Wyatt Cenac: I think Chatroulette is the missing link! NEXT!
Jon Stewart: All right...no, no, don't send me back! I don't wanna go back...hey, Liz Claman, reporter from Fox Business. Are you covering the financial angle on Chatroulette and...don't just "next" me! Damn it! Diane Sawyer, what are you doing?!
Diane Sawyer: Oh, great.
Jon Stewart: Hey, what's going on?
Diane Sawyer: I'm checking out this Chatroulette thing, but so far I only get reporters.
Jon Stewart: Yeah, me too...plus some other things.
Diane Sawyer: What are you doing?
Jon Stewart: I'm doing a satiric look at Chatroulette.
Diane Sawyer: [pause] Sounds hilarious.
[She nexts him]
Jon Stewart: Damn it! She hit me next. Not cool, Sawyer! [Bored guy] Okay, that guy's boring, I don't wanna see that guy. [Guy on bed drinking water] That's just boring, let me get to the next thing as it goes there. Next, we go through there...Olbermann?! What are you doing here?!
Wyatt Cenac: Jon, I don't have time to talk right now. I'm about to break this Chatroulette story wide open. Remember how I did that story on Twitter and then that other story on glory holes?
Jon Stewart: Right.
Wyatt Cenac: I think Chatroulette is the missing link! NEXT!
Jon Stewart: All right...no, no, don't send me back! I don't wanna go back...hey, Liz Claman, reporter from Fox Business. Are you covering the financial angle on Chatroulette and...don't just "next" me! Damn it! Diane Sawyer, what are you doing?!
Diane Sawyer: Oh, great.
Jon Stewart: Hey, what's going on?
Diane Sawyer: I'm checking out this Chatroulette thing, but so far I only get reporters.
Jon Stewart: Yeah, me too...plus some other things.
Diane Sawyer: What are you doing?
Jon Stewart: I'm doing a satiric look at Chatroulette.
Diane Sawyer: [pause] Sounds hilarious.
[She nexts him]
Jon Stewart: Damn it! She hit me next. Not cool, Sawyer! [Bored guy] Okay, that guy's boring, I don't wanna see that guy. [Guy on bed drinking water] That's just boring, let me get to the next thing as it goes there. Next, we go through there...Olbermann?! What are you doing here?!
TV Show: The Daily Show
