The Daily Show Quote
Jon Stewart: [footage of a guy on TV saying: "Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews and loves anal sex"] Uh... what the fuck is this guy's problem? First of all, Hollywood does not love anal sex. It *loves* it. And second, if Hollywood were run by secular Jews, I would be on a network and Leno, Letterman, and O'Brien would be on Animal Planet.
TV Show: The Daily Show