The Dark Knight Quote
[ first lines. Grumpy and Chuckles pick up Bozo on the street ]
Grumpy : Three of a kind, let's do this!
Chuckles : Huh that's it? Three guys?
Grumpy : Plus two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles : *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy : He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "the Joker." [ up on the roof, Happy and Dopey are breaking open the alarm box ]
Happy : So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Dopey : I hear he wears makeup.
Happy : Makeup?
Dopey : Yeah to scare people. You know, war paint. [ On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers ]
Grumpy : All right everybody! Hands up, heads down! [ In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards ]
Grumpy : Let's put hands up, heads down! [ Grumpy grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk ]
Grumpy : Let's go pal! I'm making a withdrawal here! [ He then points his gun at a female teller ]
Grumpy : I said hands up! [ on the roof, Happy and Dopey are waiting eagerly ]
Dopey : Here comes the silent alarm... [ presses a button to disable it ]
Dopey : ... and there it goes! [ Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter. Up on the roof ]
Dopey : That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.
Happy : Is there a problem?
Dopey : Nah, nah I'm done here. [ Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs in
Grumpy : Three of a kind, let's do this!
Chuckles : Huh that's it? Three guys?
Grumpy : Plus two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles : *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy : He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "the Joker." [ up on the roof, Happy and Dopey are breaking open the alarm box ]
Happy : So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Dopey : I hear he wears makeup.
Happy : Makeup?
Dopey : Yeah to scare people. You know, war paint. [ On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers ]
Grumpy : All right everybody! Hands up, heads down! [ In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards ]
Grumpy : Let's put hands up, heads down! [ Grumpy grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk ]
Grumpy : Let's go pal! I'm making a withdrawal here! [ He then points his gun at a female teller ]
Grumpy : I said hands up! [ on the roof, Happy and Dopey are waiting eagerly ]
Dopey : Here comes the silent alarm... [ presses a button to disable it ]
Dopey : ... and there it goes! [ Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter. Up on the roof ]
Dopey : That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.
Happy : Is there a problem?
Dopey : Nah, nah I'm done here. [ Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs in
Movie: The Dark Knight
