The Dark Knight Quote
The Joker : [ the Joker interrupts a meeting between Lau and Gotham's criminals ] Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh hee hee ha ah ooh hee ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol : Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker : How about a magic trick? [ pulls out a pencil ]
The Joker : I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [ slams Gambol's thug's head into pencil ]
The Joker : Ta-da! It's... it's gone. Oh and about the suit. It wasn't cheap. You oughta know: you bought it. [ Gambol gets up in anger ]
The Chechen : Sit. I want to hear proposition.
The Joker : Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see a guy like me...
Gambol : [ interrupts ] A freak.
The Joker : A guy... like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions here in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night; the Batman. You see, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning. And, and as for the television's so-called plan? Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and... [ points at Lau ]
The Chechen : What do you propose?
The Joker : It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. [ everyone laughs ]
Salvatore Maroni : If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker : If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Chechen : How much you want?
The Joker : Uh... half. [ everyone laughs again ]
Gambol : You're crazy. <
Gambol : Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker : How about a magic trick? [ pulls out a pencil ]
The Joker : I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [ slams Gambol's thug's head into pencil ]
The Joker : Ta-da! It's... it's gone. Oh and about the suit. It wasn't cheap. You oughta know: you bought it. [ Gambol gets up in anger ]
The Chechen : Sit. I want to hear proposition.
The Joker : Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see a guy like me...
Gambol : [ interrupts ] A freak.
The Joker : A guy... like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions here in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night; the Batman. You see, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning. And, and as for the television's so-called plan? Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and... [ points at Lau ]
The Chechen : What do you propose?
The Joker : It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. [ everyone laughs ]
Salvatore Maroni : If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker : If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Chechen : How much you want?
The Joker : Uh... half. [ everyone laughs again ]
Gambol : You're crazy. <
Movie: The Dark Knight
