The Dearly Departed Quotes
Geraldine Ann: Virgil, you don't like Doris Day, you're in love with her!
Virgil: There's nothing wrong with Doris Day.
Virgil: There's nothing wrong with Doris Day.
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Raylene: A week in Rio would fix me up real good and I was thinking it would be a barrel of laughs to have you along for company.
Virgil: I've never been to Rio.
Raylene: I know that, honey. One look at you tells that tale.
Virgil: I've never been to Rio.
Raylene: I know that, honey. One look at you tells that tale.
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Louie Louie: Professional courtesy as one grifter to another...
Mama Zeeba: I don't give no professional courtesy. It's just an extra-cost option as far as I'm concerned.
Mama Zeeba: I don't give no professional courtesy. It's just an extra-cost option as far as I'm concerned.
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Ginia: Just 'cause it's been ten years don't mean I don't still hold a grudge.
Mama Zeeba: Better than anyone I know.
Mama Zeeba: Better than anyone I know.
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The retired housekeeper: So, you teach at the college?
The rental applicant: Yes, history.
The retired housekeeper: Who won the Civil War?
The rental applicant: Well, the North.
The retired housekeeper: [laughs]No they didn't but that's OK.
The rental applicant: Yes, history.
The retired housekeeper: Who won the Civil War?
The rental applicant: Well, the North.
The retired housekeeper: [laughs]No they didn't but that's OK.
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Geraldine Ann: Would you like a cup of tea or coffee?
K.T. Stevens: Possibly a Bruichladdich.
Geraldine Ann: What?
K.T. Stevens: Possibly a Bruichladdich.
Geraldine Ann: What?
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Virgil: Why are you selling it?
Biker selling chopper: My mechanic says I got to get rid of it fast.
Ginia: Who's your mechanic?
Biker selling chopper: [laughs]Me.
Biker selling chopper: My mechanic says I got to get rid of it fast.
Ginia: Who's your mechanic?
Biker selling chopper: [laughs]Me.
Movie: The Dearly Departed
Geraldine Ann: You've got more torment in you than the Old Testament!
Ginia: [smiles]I can get them weepin' and gnashing their teeth with the best of 'em.
Ginia: [smiles]I can get them weepin' and gnashing their teeth with the best of 'em.
Movie: The Dearly Departed