The Dictator Quote

Waiter: What is your name?
General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz.
Waiter: Ladiz what?
General Aladeen: Ladiz Washroom.
Waiter: [notices sign that says Ladies Wash Room]Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like the sign. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes.
Waiter: Emplyes what?
General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands.
Waiter: [notices sign Employees Must Wash Hands]That is a made up name. Tell us your real name. We are interested. We are all interested.
General Aladeen: My name is Max.
Waiter: Max?
General Aladeen: Imumoccupancy120.
Waiter: [notices sign Maximum Occupancy 120 Persons]There is a number in your name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN SYMPATHIZER? [realizes]
Waiter: IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!

Movie: The Dictator

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