The Fairly OddParents Quotes
Cosmo: [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas] [grinning]
Cosmo: You can be removed?
Cosmo: You can be removed?
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[Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down]
Cosmo: This coffee is great! [shouts]
Cosmo: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?
Denzel Crocker: Columbia.
Wanda: Oh! We should go there!
Cosmo: This coffee is great! [shouts]
Cosmo: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?
Denzel Crocker: Columbia.
Wanda: Oh! We should go there!
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[Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker]
Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?
Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go?
Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.
Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?
Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go?
Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.
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[about being fairy godmother to the monkey, Bippy]
Wanda: I don't know what's worse, the butt scratching or the scintillating conversation.
Wanda: I don't know what's worse, the butt scratching or the scintillating conversation.
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[First lines of the series]
Dad: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. [grabs Timmy] We're gonna be best pals, right, Timmy?
Timmy: Oxygen...darkness...
Dad: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. [grabs Timmy] We're gonna be best pals, right, Timmy?
Timmy: Oxygen...darkness...
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Vicky: All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way. 2) Go to bed early. 3) Do the dishes.
Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]
Timmy: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.
Vicky: Ha! Well, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little brother. [dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]
Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]
Timmy: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.
Vicky: Ha! Well, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little brother. [dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]
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Timmy: Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? [reading answer]Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!
[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]
Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
Timmy: I think I`m I calling the cops.
[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]
Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
Timmy: I think I`m I calling the cops.
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Vicky: What's going on in here?!
Timmy: Nothing.
Vicky: What's with the fish?
Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!
Timmy: No!
Cosmo: Should we do something?
Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!
Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.
Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.
Vicky: I want those disgusting creatures out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!
Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
Cosmo: I love her fangs.
Timmy: Nothing.
Vicky: What's with the fish?
Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!
Timmy: No!
Cosmo: Should we do something?
Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!
Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.
Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.
Vicky: I want those disgusting creatures out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!
Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
Cosmo: I love her fangs.
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Timmy: Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
Cosmo: [Looking at his wand] I got to get this thing fixed!
Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
Cosmo: [Looking at his wand] I got to get this thing fixed!
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Vicky: You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!
Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
Vicky: Help!
Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Vicky's face]
Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!
Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
Vicky: Help!
Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Vicky's face]
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Timmy: Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time?
Mom: Of course, dear.
Cosmo: Looks like we'll be here a while!
Wanda: At least we'll be clean!
Mom: Of course, dear.
Cosmo: Looks like we'll be here a while!
Wanda: At least we'll be clean!
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Cosmo: A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster... and Vicky's hands are the worst hands around!
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Cosmo: Time to use the most powerful magical weapon in my arsenal... me!
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Vicky: Hello, I'm Vicky, and I'm... THE ABSOLUTE RULER!
Boy: How come you're the absolute ruler? [Other party guests back away]
Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!!
Boy: How come you're the absolute ruler? [Other party guests back away]
Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!!
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Vicky: These are the [birthday] party rules. Now I am only gonna say this once, so pay attention!. Now then... [Cosmo sneezes and she turns into a frog] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit... [catches a fly with her tongue] Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit! [changes back] Got it?!
Kids: Yaayyyyy!
Vicky: Sub humans...
Clown: Show-off.
Kids: Yaayyyyy!
Vicky: Sub humans...
Clown: Show-off.
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Tootie: Why are we stuffing your balloons with sauerkraut?
Timmy: Uh... they're rare German balloons. Now stuff, stuff like the wind!
Timmy: Uh... they're rare German balloons. Now stuff, stuff like the wind!
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Clown: [sarcastically] "No mom, I don't wanna go to college, no I want to 'follow my dreams' and become a clown."
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Vicky: And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any.
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Jorgen: As a reward for doing so good, you get to do wand-ups.
Cosmo: That doesn't sound so bad.
Jorgen: 18 million, NOW!
Cosmo and Wanda: 1, 2, 3...
Cosmo: That doesn't sound so bad.
Jorgen: 18 million, NOW!
Cosmo and Wanda: 1, 2, 3...
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Timmy: [on why he loves Cosmo and Wanda] Why? What do you mean why? They're my best friends. Well, they make me feel safe. They make me feel loved. They may make a few mistakes. But they're my pals, and I love them more than anything.
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Vicky Khan: It's way past your bedtime, mister!
Timmy: Who's that?
Genghis Khan: Uh, that's my babysitter, Vicky Khan.
Timmy: Wow, Vicky must have a real extended family!
Timmy: Who's that?
Genghis Khan: Uh, that's my babysitter, Vicky Khan.
Timmy: Wow, Vicky must have a real extended family!
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Vicky: All right, Twerp! Time for bed.
Timmy: But it's only 6: 04.
Vicky: Well, it's 9: 04 on the east coast. BED!!!!!!!
Cosmo: (after seeing Timmy's clock change from 6: 04 to 6: 05) Now it's 9: 05 on the east coast!
Timmy: But it's only 6: 04.
Vicky: Well, it's 9: 04 on the east coast. BED!!!!!!!
Cosmo: (after seeing Timmy's clock change from 6: 04 to 6: 05) Now it's 9: 05 on the east coast!
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Timmy: Well, how do I look?
Both: Ew!
Timmy: 'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!
Wanda: Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]
Timmy: That's just creepy.
Both: Ew!
Timmy: 'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!
Wanda: Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]
Timmy: That's just creepy.
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[Timmy, having wished himself to be older, sees his Mom and Dad kissing]
Timmy: (covers his eyes) Arrrgh! It burns!
Timmy: (covers his eyes) Arrrgh! It burns!
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