The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin Quote
C.J.: The computer has processed the results of the smelling.
Reginald Perrin: Ah!
C.J.: Exactly. As you so rightly say Ah! This is what smell number one reminded its smellers of: five people - mountains, four people - snow, three people - fresh water, two people - large forest, one person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: This is extraordinary, C.J.!
C.J.: Smell number two: nine people - herbs, one each for: lavender, thyme, marjoram, spice factory, heather and Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: This is astonishing, C.J.!
C.J.: Smell number three, and a greater degree of unanimity: fourteen people - roses. But!
Reginald Perrin: But!
C.J.: One person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: I can hardly credit this, C.J.
C.J.: It's the same sorry story for all ten smells.
Reginald Perrin: Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
C.J.: I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!
Reginald Perrin: Ah!
C.J.: Exactly. As you so rightly say Ah! This is what smell number one reminded its smellers of: five people - mountains, four people - snow, three people - fresh water, two people - large forest, one person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: This is extraordinary, C.J.!
C.J.: Smell number two: nine people - herbs, one each for: lavender, thyme, marjoram, spice factory, heather and Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: This is astonishing, C.J.!
C.J.: Smell number three, and a greater degree of unanimity: fourteen people - roses. But!
Reginald Perrin: But!
C.J.: One person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
Reginald Perrin: I can hardly credit this, C.J.
C.J.: It's the same sorry story for all ten smells.
Reginald Perrin: Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
C.J.: I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!
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