The Fast Show Quote
[a man enters a suit store and is approached by Ken]
Ken: Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?
Man: Fine. You?
Ken: Radiant, sir, radiant.
[the man picks up a suit ]
Ken: Ooh, that is a lovely suit, isn't it, sir?
Man: Yes, yes it's nice.
Ken: Ooh, suit you, sir, suit like that, ooh. Do you want one off the peg, sir, or do you want one made up?
Man: Well I'm looking for something a bit smart, I'm starting a new job.
Ken: Ooh, congratulations, sir. Will you be having your own secretary, sir?
Man: Yes. Yes, I think so.
Ken: Will you be giving it to her, sir?
Man: I'm sorry?
Ken: Your secretary, sir, will you be giving it to her?
Man: I'm not sure I understand.
Ken: Have you thought of a colour, sir? We have some excellent Blue Serge.
Man: Yes, blue, or a grey.
Ken: Oooh, suit you, sir, ooh. The ladies like a man in a suit, don't they, sir?
[the man grins and nods his head]
Ken: Were you out with a lady last-night, sir?
Man: Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
Ken: Did she want it, sir?
Man: I beg your pardon?
Ken: The lady you were out with last-night, sir, did she want it, sir? Ooh, suit you, sir, ooh!
[the man goes to leave]
Ken: Ah, ah, arms. Sorry, sir, didn't mean a thing. Just making conversation, won't say another word. This...lady you were out with last-night, sir?
Man: Yes.
Ken: Known her long?
Man: Yes, about four years. She's my fiancée.
[Kenneth walks up]
Kenneth: Does she want it, sir?
Man: You what?
Kenneth: Your fiancée, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed,
Ken: Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?
Man: Fine. You?
Ken: Radiant, sir, radiant.
[the man picks up a suit ]
Ken: Ooh, that is a lovely suit, isn't it, sir?
Man: Yes, yes it's nice.
Ken: Ooh, suit you, sir, suit like that, ooh. Do you want one off the peg, sir, or do you want one made up?
Man: Well I'm looking for something a bit smart, I'm starting a new job.
Ken: Ooh, congratulations, sir. Will you be having your own secretary, sir?
Man: Yes. Yes, I think so.
Ken: Will you be giving it to her, sir?
Man: I'm sorry?
Ken: Your secretary, sir, will you be giving it to her?
Man: I'm not sure I understand.
Ken: Have you thought of a colour, sir? We have some excellent Blue Serge.
Man: Yes, blue, or a grey.
Ken: Oooh, suit you, sir, ooh. The ladies like a man in a suit, don't they, sir?
[the man grins and nods his head]
Ken: Were you out with a lady last-night, sir?
Man: Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
Ken: Did she want it, sir?
Man: I beg your pardon?
Ken: The lady you were out with last-night, sir, did she want it, sir? Ooh, suit you, sir, ooh!
[the man goes to leave]
Ken: Ah, ah, arms. Sorry, sir, didn't mean a thing. Just making conversation, won't say another word. This...lady you were out with last-night, sir?
Man: Yes.
Ken: Known her long?
Man: Yes, about four years. She's my fiancée.
[Kenneth walks up]
Kenneth: Does she want it, sir?
Man: You what?
Kenneth: Your fiancée, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed,
TV Show: The Fast Show
