The Fast Show Quote
[a man is escorted to a changing cubicle by Ken and enters it while Ken waits outside]
Ken: Haven't I seen you somewhere before, sir?
Customer: I am an actor. I have done one or two commercials.
Ken: We don't watch television, sir.
Customer: Well I have done some Shakespeare. Although you probably wouldn't have...
Ken: Oh, that's right sir, I've seen your Hamlet, haven't I sir? It was only a small production, sir, but your Hamlet really stood out sir. Ooh.
[Kenneth appears in the changing compartment]
Kenneth: Have you seen Kenneth Brannagh's Hamlet sir?
Customer: Yea..yes.
Ken: Oh, Kenneth Brannagh's an extraordinary Hamlet isn't it sir?
Kenneth: Oh!
Ken: Quite exquisite sir. Ooh
Kenneth: The thing's he does with his Hamlet beggars belief sir. I thought I'd seen every type of Hamlet there was till I saw Kenneth's.
Ken: Suit you.
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: You didn't find it too long?
Kenneth: No, I like a long Hamlet. Don't you sir.
Ken: Oh. It was even longer than Olivier's.
Kenneth: Yes, but when I saw Olivier's Hamlet on stage it was perfect. The audience gasped in wonder at it, sir.
Ken: I didn't think Kenneth Brannagh had the physical presence to carry off such an enormous Hamlet, sir.
Kenneth: Ah, but he did Ken and apparently it brought tears to Kate Winslet's eyes.
Ken: Oh! Oh!
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: Oh! Suit you.
[Kenneth peers over the swing-door]
Kenneth: Goodness, you have got a big penis, haven't you.
Ken: Haven't I seen you somewhere before, sir?
Customer: I am an actor. I have done one or two commercials.
Ken: We don't watch television, sir.
Customer: Well I have done some Shakespeare. Although you probably wouldn't have...
Ken: Oh, that's right sir, I've seen your Hamlet, haven't I sir? It was only a small production, sir, but your Hamlet really stood out sir. Ooh.
[Kenneth appears in the changing compartment]
Kenneth: Have you seen Kenneth Brannagh's Hamlet sir?
Customer: Yea..yes.
Ken: Oh, Kenneth Brannagh's an extraordinary Hamlet isn't it sir?
Kenneth: Oh!
Ken: Quite exquisite sir. Ooh
Kenneth: The thing's he does with his Hamlet beggars belief sir. I thought I'd seen every type of Hamlet there was till I saw Kenneth's.
Ken: Suit you.
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: You didn't find it too long?
Kenneth: No, I like a long Hamlet. Don't you sir.
Ken: Oh. It was even longer than Olivier's.
Kenneth: Yes, but when I saw Olivier's Hamlet on stage it was perfect. The audience gasped in wonder at it, sir.
Ken: I didn't think Kenneth Brannagh had the physical presence to carry off such an enormous Hamlet, sir.
Kenneth: Ah, but he did Ken and apparently it brought tears to Kate Winslet's eyes.
Ken: Oh! Oh!
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: Oh! Suit you.
[Kenneth peers over the swing-door]
Kenneth: Goodness, you have got a big penis, haven't you.
TV Show: The Fast Show
