The Fast Show Quote
Simon: Day Eight, white water rafting.
Lindsey: Yee-haaa!
Simon: This is a river, one tough bitch. A swirling, raging, thrashing, torrent of screaming water.
Lindsey: Screamin' water!
Simon: And I choose my words carefully, because she's upturned the boat of many a clown, who thought they could tame her. You must respect her, you must respect the river if you wanna come out of her alive...
[Simon turns to look at the river]...you must respect her, understand her...
[Lindsey pushes Simon in the river]
Lindsey: Huhuhur, he's in! That's a tenner you owe me Baz! Hahahaha!
Lindsey: Yee-haaa!
Simon: This is a river, one tough bitch. A swirling, raging, thrashing, torrent of screaming water.
Lindsey: Screamin' water!
Simon: And I choose my words carefully, because she's upturned the boat of many a clown, who thought they could tame her. You must respect her, you must respect the river if you wanna come out of her alive...
[Simon turns to look at the river]...you must respect her, understand her...
[Lindsey pushes Simon in the river]
Lindsey: Huhuhur, he's in! That's a tenner you owe me Baz! Hahahaha!
TV Show: The Fast Show