The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Will: (after being shot at the bank) Hey don't be lookin' at me like that. Y'all know ain't no little bullet gonna stop me. Although, I will be doing my banking by mail from now on. Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker.
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Philip: We can see Will, but we have to go right home after that.
Vivian: Why?
Philip: Well, apparently we're driving the nursing staff crazy.
Vivian: Why?
Philip: Well, apparently we're driving the nursing staff crazy.
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Hilary: I don't understand. I'm just a visitor. Why do I need medication? And what is Prozac anyway? Do you think I need this? I feel fine.
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Lisa: Will you can be so stupid!
Will: Well, stupid is as stupid does!
Lisa: What does that have to do with anything?
Will: I don't know but the movie made a billion dollars.
Will: Well, stupid is as stupid does!
Lisa: What does that have to do with anything?
Will: I don't know but the movie made a billion dollars.
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Jazz: Look, I'm the black dude on ER.
Lisa: Jazz, that's not a toy.
Jazz: It doesn't have to be a toy to be fun. Watch this. Clear!
(He shocks himself, and is sent rolling through the hallway.)
Lisa: Jazz, that's not a toy.
Jazz: It doesn't have to be a toy to be fun. Watch this. Clear!
(He shocks himself, and is sent rolling through the hallway.)
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Lisa: Oh, Will you fell?!?!
Will: Yeah.......In love with you baby, Lisa will you marry me?
Will: Yeah.......In love with you baby, Lisa will you marry me?
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Vy: (about Will marrying Lisa) WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT???
Geoffrey: (enters suddenly, skipping and singing) Got to do with it/ Got to do with it!
Geoffrey: (enters suddenly, skipping and singing) Got to do with it/ Got to do with it!
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Dr. Whitehorn: Hello, George. Wheezie.
George: Hey, Whitey.
Dr. Whitehorn: That's, uh -- That's Dr. Whitehorn.
George: Yeah, yeah, Horny. Where do you want me to sit?
George: Hey, Whitey.
Dr. Whitehorn: That's, uh -- That's Dr. Whitehorn.
George: Yeah, yeah, Horny. Where do you want me to sit?
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Wheezie: Well?
George: Well, what?
Wheezie: He said to name three things you like about me.
George: Fine. Your mother died. Your mother's dead. Your mother ain't livin' no more.
(Will laughs then coughs when he sees Lisa glaring at him)
George: Well, what?
Wheezie: He said to name three things you like about me.
George: Fine. Your mother died. Your mother's dead. Your mother ain't livin' no more.
(Will laughs then coughs when he sees Lisa glaring at him)
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Will: I'm Young, and I'm Restless. And I've only got One Life to Live, so I've got to follow my Guiding Light and search for tomorrow.
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Will: Uncle Phil, be honest. When Aunt Viv was pregnant with Carlton, did she... (imitates someone drinking.)
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Will: Carlton, are you sure Aunt Viv didn't... (imitates someone drinking.)
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Great Mentos: May I have a volunteer.
Carlton: Oh, pick me, oh Great Mentos, pick me!
Will: Oh, shoot me, oh Great Mentos, shoot me!
Carlton: Oh, pick me, oh Great Mentos, pick me!
Will: Oh, shoot me, oh Great Mentos, shoot me!
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(Philip barks)
Will: (to Vivian) Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll walk him but somebody else gonna have to pooper-scoop.
Will: (to Vivian) Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll walk him but somebody else gonna have to pooper-scoop.
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Denise: (walks into kitchen) Surprise!
Will: (sees her and screams )AAAAHHHH!!!
Will: (sees her and screams )AAAAHHHH!!!
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Will: Alright, I'll do you- IT! I'll do it... I mean, I'll give you a ride- OOH!!
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Will: (to Denise) We ain't gonna let you walk no 11 miles. Where's Nicky's skateboard?
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Will: (to Carlton) There's a beautiful woman talking to me, but I don't expect you to understand that!
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Will: Yo, Carlton, people are complaining there ain't no bacon on the BLT's.
Carlton: Who said the "B" had to stand for "bacon"? Read the damn sign!
Will: Bread, lettuce and tomato!?
Carlton: Who said the "B" had to stand for "bacon"? Read the damn sign!
Will: Bread, lettuce and tomato!?
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Stripper: I thought you said you were Will.
Geoffrey: No I said I was will-ing.
Geoffrey: No I said I was will-ing.
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Geoffrey: Of all the rooms to burn in your uncle's house...The kitchen. Are you mad boy?
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Will: Uncle Phil, are you gonna let me go anytime soom?
Philip: (pleased) No, Will.
Will: That's cool.
Philip: (pleased) No, Will.
Will: That's cool.
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Philip: I am going to get to the bottom of this mishap once and for all!
[Philip starts stomping on the floor)
[Will runs downstairs panic-struck]
Will: EARTHQUAKE!
[Philip starts stomping on the floor)
[Will runs downstairs panic-struck]
Will: EARTHQUAKE!
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Carlton: (talking on the phone) What do you mean I didn't get the job? ...Budget problems? But I was volunteering!
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Carlton: (on the phone) I can't be a Big Brother? They didn't like me. Well, you tell those little brats I don't like them either!
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Will: Would you like to buy a vowel?
Philip: This trial is gonna be the death of me. We lost another juror today.
Will: Did you look under your robe?
Philip: This trial is gonna be the death of me. We lost another juror today.
Will: Did you look under your robe?
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Will: Back in Phili, I was known as Will '7-47' Smith.
Nicky: Why?
Nicky: Why?
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