The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Kenny: Baby I'm telling you. You got more moves than a bowl of Jello. And there's always room for Jello.
Ashley: Wow!
Will: Dude sounds like a jackass.
Carlton: Actually, Will, he sounds like you.
Ashley: So when are we going out?
Kenny: Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you, my undivided attention.
Carlton: Actually Will he's better than you.
Kenny: I mean look at you. You got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and finger tips. (beautiful girl walks by) But baby got back! (to Ashley) Bye, baby. (while running to other girl) Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
Carlton: Look I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
Will: Carlton, I think you know what you have to do.
Carlton: I know. But still, I would have like to have been there for Ashley. (runs after the beautiful girl)
Ashley: Wow!
Will: Dude sounds like a jackass.
Carlton: Actually, Will, he sounds like you.
Ashley: So when are we going out?
Kenny: Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you, my undivided attention.
Carlton: Actually Will he's better than you.
Kenny: I mean look at you. You got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and finger tips. (beautiful girl walks by) But baby got back! (to Ashley) Bye, baby. (while running to other girl) Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
Carlton: Look I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
Will: Carlton, I think you know what you have to do.
Carlton: I know. But still, I would have like to have been there for Ashley. (runs after the beautiful girl)
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Ashley: Kenny ran after that girl.
Will: Kenny is a different case.
Ashley: Carlton ran after the same girl.
Will: Well, Carlton is a basket case.
Will: Kenny is a different case.
Ashley: Carlton ran after the same girl.
Will: Well, Carlton is a basket case.
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Will: Girl. I know your feet must be tired, cause you been running through my mind all day. Come 'ere.
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Carlton: I'm going to show her I'm ready for an adult relationship. (Pulls a cereal box from a grocery bag) (Excited)Fruity Pebbles!
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Vivian: Geoffrey, will you go get Carlton?
Geoffrey: Yes Ma'am. (As he's walking up the stairs out loud) Run Geoffrey. Fetch Geoffrey. I suppose next you want me to catch a frisbee in my teeth.
Geoffrey: Yes Ma'am. (As he's walking up the stairs out loud) Run Geoffrey. Fetch Geoffrey. I suppose next you want me to catch a frisbee in my teeth.
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Will: Hey mom, it's me. (pause) No, it's Will. (pause) Will Smith! Hey, there is alot of drama cutting loose out here. (pause) No, I'm not in trouble, but somebody we know is a grandma. (pause) Mom wait, I didn't mean you-Mom, Mom, stop crying Mom. No it's not me, Carlton's the father. (pause) Stop laughing Mom.
(Philip and Vivian walk into the room.)
Will: Uh, that's a large, pepperoni pizza with extra olives. I love you. (hangs up, seeing Philip and Vivian's confused look) That makes them bring it faster.
(Philip and Vivian walk into the room.)
Will: Uh, that's a large, pepperoni pizza with extra olives. I love you. (hangs up, seeing Philip and Vivian's confused look) That makes them bring it faster.
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Philip: (on the phone) Hello, and don't you dare try to hang up on me! What kind of lowlifes are you to endanger a helpless infant!? Well, I'm gonna do what I can to see you behind bars, and WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT!? (pause) Um... So, when will your mommy and daddy be home?
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Geoffrey (To Phillip about Carlton): I didn't find him but I found $1.25 under his bed. Who knew Christmas would come twice this year?
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Vivian: I asked him[Judge Robinson] to pass the salt and he told me to go long.
Philip: He was just kidding.
Vivian: Phillip, he broke a window!
Philip: He was just kidding.
Vivian: Phillip, he broke a window!
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Will: If I keep the motorcycle, I'm a pimp. If I give it back, I'm a damn fool. Oh well, Pimp it is!
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Philip: Okay, okay. We can't stay here. We'll freeze to death. Just get all the stuff out of the back seat and we'll... we'll go ahead on foot. Get out of the car.
Will: But you just--
Philip: Get out of the damn car!
Will: But you just--
Philip: Get out of the damn car!
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Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." ...How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?!
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Carlton: (speaking into his tape recorder) Carlton's log. Will has been reduced to a pathetic shell of his former self. I, on the other hand, have the strength of 10 men!
Will: Will's log...(pulls a tree branch off the ground) is about to connect with Carlton's head!!
Will: Will's log...(pulls a tree branch off the ground) is about to connect with Carlton's head!!
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Phil: Will! I thought you said you secured the camping equipment onto the top of the car.
Will: I did! Ohhhhhh shoot, this ain't the Volvo!
Will: I did! Ohhhhhh shoot, this ain't the Volvo!
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Trevor: How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?
Jazz: A really bad cook?
Jazz: A really bad cook?
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Trevor: I've never been so humiliated in all my life. Blind people recognize me.
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Carlton: Then we'll freeze to death! I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid! I wanna see Karate Kid 17!
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Philip: This is a good time for us to band together to show what we're made of.
Will: Does Bigfoot have to come down here with a chainsaw before you realize we're in trouble!?
Will: Does Bigfoot have to come down here with a chainsaw before you realize we're in trouble!?
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(Philip's election video)
Philip: Hi. I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for superior court ju-ju-judge. Ju-ju-judge.
(cut to a clip of Philip dancing from the New Year's Eve Party airs)
Philip: What the hell is that?!
Vivian: [amused] That was our New Year's Eve party.
Will: Oh, oh, Uncle Phil, I just put in a couple of old home movies, you know, to show your human side. It gets better. Check it out.
Philip: [in video] If you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite outta crime! Bi-bi-bite! Bi-bi-bite! Bite!
(cut to a clip of Philip eating pizza repeatedly)
Philip: Vote for Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks!
Will: (whoops excitingly; hoots ala Arsenio Hall) Emmy!
Philip: Hi. I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for superior court ju-ju-judge. Ju-ju-judge.
(cut to a clip of Philip dancing from the New Year's Eve Party airs)
Philip: What the hell is that?!
Vivian: [amused] That was our New Year's Eve party.
Will: Oh, oh, Uncle Phil, I just put in a couple of old home movies, you know, to show your human side. It gets better. Check it out.
Philip: [in video] If you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite outta crime! Bi-bi-bite! Bi-bi-bite! Bite!
(cut to a clip of Philip eating pizza repeatedly)
Philip: Vote for Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks! Philip Banks!
Will: (whoops excitingly; hoots ala Arsenio Hall) Emmy!
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Will: My next question is for Mr. Banks: Mr. Banks, would you let your nephew come to The Oprah Winfrey Show, or make him fly all the way to Chicago for nothin', sit in the audience, and embarass him in front of his girl -- (looks at camera) Hi, LaTeesha. [looks at Philip again] Huh?
[Philip glares at Will with a preturbed look]
[Philip glares at Will with a preturbed look]
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Philip: My God. Is that Will?
Vivian: No, Philip, it's Richard Nixon in a Will mask.
Carlton: No, Mom. I think that's really Will!
Vivian: No, Philip, it's Richard Nixon in a Will mask.
Carlton: No, Mom. I think that's really Will!
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Audience Member: If you ask me your whole damn family is crazy.
Will: I'm not going blow up, if this was in Philly it might have to be something, but we're on T.V., I'm just gonna chill.
Audience Member: And if your mama sent you out there to live with them, then she's crazy too.
Will: Man nobody talks about my mama!
Will: I'm not going blow up, if this was in Philly it might have to be something, but we're on T.V., I'm just gonna chill.
Audience Member: And if your mama sent you out there to live with them, then she's crazy too.
Will: Man nobody talks about my mama!
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Will: (to Hilary) For you, Self magazine, Shape magazine, and Sassy magazine. (to Carlton) And for you sir, Elf magazine, Ape magazine, and Sissy magazine.
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(Judge Robinson's Funeral)
Man at Funeral: The jerk sentenced me to 6 months in jail for a crime I didn't commit. I'm just here to make sure he DEAD!
Philip: Thank you. Anyone else?
Spanish Man: Yeah, he hired me to weed his garden. When it came time for him to pay me, he called immigration, on me!
Philip: Gracias.
Man at Funeral: The jerk sentenced me to 6 months in jail for a crime I didn't commit. I'm just here to make sure he DEAD!
Philip: Thank you. Anyone else?
Spanish Man: Yeah, he hired me to weed his garden. When it came time for him to pay me, he called immigration, on me!
Philip: Gracias.
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Trevor: Philip, how do you feel after losing to Judge Robinson?
Philip: Well once when I was little, I zipped my pants up too fast. Let's just say this brings back memories.
Philip: Well once when I was little, I zipped my pants up too fast. Let's just say this brings back memories.
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Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
Will: Why don't you look like one?
Will: Why don't you look like one?
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Carlton: Boy, that Paula's really bad news. First, she dumps me, now you know what she did?
Ashley: Hmm, Will, do you know?
Will: No. I don't know nothing. I'm just a poor black man trying to make it in Bel-Air.
Carlton: She gave me the flu.
Will: Come on, look on the bright side, Carlton. Most girls don't give you nothin'.
Vivian: Hi, baby. How was school?
Carlton: Mommy, I don't feel so good. I think I got the flu.
Vivian: Oh, that's too bad, baby. Get out of the house.
Will: You know, we're getting more and more like the Jackson family every day.
Ashley: Hmm, Will, do you know?
Will: No. I don't know nothing. I'm just a poor black man trying to make it in Bel-Air.
Carlton: She gave me the flu.
Will: Come on, look on the bright side, Carlton. Most girls don't give you nothin'.
Vivian: Hi, baby. How was school?
Carlton: Mommy, I don't feel so good. I think I got the flu.
Vivian: Oh, that's too bad, baby. Get out of the house.
Will: You know, we're getting more and more like the Jackson family every day.
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