The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Will: You've gone over the line, Okay? You don't never call a dude's mom?
Carlton: So It's okay to steal a guy's girlfriend, as long as you don't go tell his mommy about it
'Will: : No, No. This is serious, man. Even in Ancient times; They would kill your cattle, they would burn your village, but they wouldn't tell your mother, man!
Carlton: So It's okay to steal a guy's girlfriend, as long as you don't go tell his mommy about it
'Will: : No, No. This is serious, man. Even in Ancient times; They would kill your cattle, they would burn your village, but they wouldn't tell your mother, man!
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Carlton: *mocking Will* "But I did it to save you from, uh, uh somethin' you don't know and soon as I figure it out I'll let you know.
'Will: : That's it, We're gonna have to take this to the street. Aunt Viv!
'Will: : That's it, We're gonna have to take this to the street. Aunt Viv!
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Philip: Found it!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!
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Philip: Oh my God.
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!
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(After Hillary correctly guesses a question on Geoffrey's "Brain Storm" tape)
Will: Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?
Carlton: Hillary how'd you know that?
Hillary: Easy, Geoffrey's been watching that Brain Storm tape all day.
Will: Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?
Carlton: Hillary how'd you know that?
Hillary: Easy, Geoffrey's been watching that Brain Storm tape all day.
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(After Will and Carlton trick Geoffrey into thinking he won the lottery)
Geoffrey: Young Ashley how does a Mercedes sound?
Ashley: Vroom, vroom?
Geoffrey: Very clever. I'll get you two.
Hilary: Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Geoffrey: Nice try!
Geoffrey: Young Ashley how does a Mercedes sound?
Ashley: Vroom, vroom?
Geoffrey: Very clever. I'll get you two.
Hilary: Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Geoffrey: Nice try!
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Philip: You did what?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?
Carlton: I know I sure am.
Carlton: I know I sure am.
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Will: This is my little brother Carlton! He knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow!
Carlton: (To Geoffrey) Daddy! I wanna grow!
Carlton: (To Geoffrey) Daddy! I wanna grow!
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Geoffrey: (To people in restaurant) These aren't my children!
Will: Is it our fault you never married Mom? I know she embarrassed you! She only had one arm! And whenever you two would go to concerts, she'd clap like this (slaps left hand on neck)
Will: Is it our fault you never married Mom? I know she embarrassed you! She only had one arm! And whenever you two would go to concerts, she'd clap like this (slaps left hand on neck)
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Will: Ahhhhhhhh!!! Ahh! Ahh!
Ashely: What happend?
Will: We was robbed!
Ashely: What happend?
Will: We was robbed!
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Will: Tell me there's a Baseball in this case?
Carlton: It's empty.
Will: I guess you weren't listening!
Carlton: It's empty.
Will: I guess you weren't listening!
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Philip: What baseball?
Will: (in Hispanic accent) What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. (he tries to escape the empty living room, but Philip catches him by the shirt)
Will: (in Hispanic accent) What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. (he tries to escape the empty living room, but Philip catches him by the shirt)
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(Will speaking to Ashley and Hilary in the kitchen)
Will: You know, I used to think the only reason to kill a man was self-defence...but I just spent 45 minutes in the Volvo with another reason.
(Carlton then walks into the kitchen dressed and acting like a mime)
Hilary: What's wrong with him?
Will: This idiot is taking a mime class.
(Carlton continues his mime act directly towards Will, pulling on a rope)
Will: Carlton, get...I swear to God, Carlton, get away from me with this. Stop. Stop playing. Carlton, stop or I'll hang you with that rope!
(Carlton mimes himself being hanged by a rope)
Will: All right, that's it. That's it.
(Will throws Carlton, out the kitchen into the garden and locks the kitchen door)
Will: I was going to throw him out on the freeway...but you know the old saying: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Will: You know, I used to think the only reason to kill a man was self-defence...but I just spent 45 minutes in the Volvo with another reason.
(Carlton then walks into the kitchen dressed and acting like a mime)
Hilary: What's wrong with him?
Will: This idiot is taking a mime class.
(Carlton continues his mime act directly towards Will, pulling on a rope)
Will: Carlton, get...I swear to God, Carlton, get away from me with this. Stop. Stop playing. Carlton, stop or I'll hang you with that rope!
(Carlton mimes himself being hanged by a rope)
Will: All right, that's it. That's it.
(Will throws Carlton, out the kitchen into the garden and locks the kitchen door)
Will: I was going to throw him out on the freeway...but you know the old saying: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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Will: Carlton say something to the baby
Carlton: Never let will borrow money...even if he begs and he will
Will: (talking into recorder} That's your brother, Carlton. You'll recognize him. He'll be the one at eye level.
(Hilary and Carlton walk into the kitchen)
Will: (talking into recorder) And here come your two siblings, dopey and greedy.
Carlton: Never let will borrow money...even if he begs and he will
Will: (talking into recorder} That's your brother, Carlton. You'll recognize him. He'll be the one at eye level.
(Hilary and Carlton walk into the kitchen)
Will: (talking into recorder) And here come your two siblings, dopey and greedy.
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(Will gets sound bites from the family for tape recorder)
Phillip: I'm eating.
Will: (talking into recorder) You'll hear that a lot.
Phillip: You're grounded.
Will: (talking into recorder) Well that about sums up Uncle Phil.
Phillip: I'm eating.
Will: (talking into recorder) You'll hear that a lot.
Phillip: You're grounded.
Will: (talking into recorder) Well that about sums up Uncle Phil.
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Philip: Found it!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!
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Philip: Oh my God.
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!
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Will: Mirror mirror on the wall, Jean Claude Van Damn [Damme], I'm fine!
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Geoffrey: (after being told to go upstairs and look for Carlton) "...Run, Geoffrey. ...Fetch, Geoffrey. (turns to the family) Perhaps you'd like me to catch a frisbee with my teeth?!"
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(Tom Jones shows Carlton what life for his family would be like without him)
Carlton: What happened, and where's mom?
Tom: Well without you, your family was defenseless against Will. They started to focus on happiness instead of success. You mother ran away with the milk man, your father quit his practice to paint, Ashley does nothing but dance all day, and Hilary just does her hair. Well, maybe not everything changed.
Carlton: What happened, and where's mom?
Tom: Well without you, your family was defenseless against Will. They started to focus on happiness instead of success. You mother ran away with the milk man, your father quit his practice to paint, Ashley does nothing but dance all day, and Hilary just does her hair. Well, maybe not everything changed.
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Carlton: Can't I get moved to another room? I have a reputation to maintain, what about when I go into political office?
Nurse: I'll tell you the same thing I told the last guy who asked me that. Just tell them you didn't inhale.
Nurse: I'll tell you the same thing I told the last guy who asked me that. Just tell them you didn't inhale.
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Will (wearing a tuxedo for the prom, sleeping on the living room couch and talking in his sleep): I just want to thank Bill and Hillary Clinton, for inviting me to the inauguration.
Carlton: Will, wake up.
Will: Yo, man. Go away.
Carlton: Will, this is the Senior prom. Also known as "Guaranteed Action Night".
Will: Rack 'em up!
Carlton: Will, wake up.
Will: Yo, man. Go away.
Carlton: Will, this is the Senior prom. Also known as "Guaranteed Action Night".
Will: Rack 'em up!
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Will (to his prom date, while imitates a police siren): Whooooooo, somebody call a cop 'cause it got to be illegal to look that good.
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Will: I had basketball practice and school, and this guy gave me these pills to help me stay awake, and then Carlton...all I know is that somebody very close to me could be dead right now, and it'd be all my fault.
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Carlton[about his zit]: Look at my face.
Will: Man, we're eating.
Carlton: I have a big zit.
Philip: Carlton, we're eating.
Will: Man, we're eating.
Carlton: I have a big zit.
Philip: Carlton, we're eating.
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(there is a blackout in the elevator)
Will: Uncle Phil, is that you?
Unidentified man: No. But you have really soft hands.
Will: Mommy!
Will: Uncle Phil, is that you?
Unidentified man: No. But you have really soft hands.
Will: Mommy!
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