The Full Monty Quotes
Dave: [discussing possible means of suicide] Drownin'. Now there's a way to go.
Lomper: I can't swim.
Gaz: Well you don't have to ****ing swim, you divvy, that's the whole point. God, you're not very keen are you?
Lomper: Sorry...
Lomper: I can't swim.
Gaz: Well you don't have to ****ing swim, you divvy, that's the whole point. God, you're not very keen are you?
Lomper: Sorry...
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Gaz: Y' know Dave, it's a thought...
Gerald: Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that *would* be worth 10 quid...
Gaz: Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
Gerald: Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!
Gerald: Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that *would* be worth 10 quid...
Gaz: Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
Gerald: Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!
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Gerald Arthur Cooper: Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
Dave: Well, what's that supposed to mean, when it's at home?
Gerald Arthur Cooper: I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
Dave: Well, what's that supposed to mean, when it's at home?
Gerald Arthur Cooper: I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
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[before the first rehearsal Gaz has hurtled off to find Dave, finding him working as a security guard in Asda]
Gaz: Dave! What are you doing?
Dave: What's it look like?
Gaz: We're on in two days time, where the FOOK are you?
Dave: I'm here! Workin'! Earnin'! That's where! Not pissin' abaht! End of chat
Gaz: Dave! What are you doing?
Dave: What's it look like?
Gaz: We're on in two days time, where the FOOK are you?
Dave: I'm here! Workin'! Earnin'! That's where! Not pissin' abaht! End of chat
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