The Gamers: Hands of Fate Quotes
Leo: Start out strong. Set yourself up for victory. There's a reason you're carrying three of these.
Cass: Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Quick 2 Renown.
Cass: [incredulous]Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Not every quest gets to be epic.
Cass: Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?
Leo: More or less...
Cass: And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
Leo: I don't think turnips are tubers.
Cass: So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.
Leo: [smiling]Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.
Cass: Oh? [Leo slaps him]
Cass: Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Quick 2 Renown.
Cass: [incredulous]Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Not every quest gets to be epic.
Cass: Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?
Leo: More or less...
Cass: And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
Leo: I don't think turnips are tubers.
Cass: So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.
Leo: [smiling]Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.
Cass: Oh? [Leo slaps him]
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Osric: How are you a cleric?
Luster: The lord works in mysterious ways.
Luster: The lord works in mysterious ways.
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Weaver: A common theme one finds in classical mythology is the belief that all events are predetermined, that all outcomes have already been decided - by gods, weaving together the strands of fate. On a related note, you may call me Weaver.
Cass: No.
Weaver: I'm sorry?
Cass: No, I'm gonna call you... Louis. You look like a Louis to me.
Cass: No.
Weaver: I'm sorry?
Cass: No, I'm gonna call you... Louis. You look like a Louis to me.
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Leo: The Meach has won four Gen Cons. He is arguably the best player in the game today.
Cass: Great,so how am I supposed to beat him at Gen Con?
Leo: With any luck, the Legacy will knock him out of the tournament.
Cass: Okay... how am I supposed to beat the Legacy?
Leo: With any luck, the Meach will knock them out of the tournament.
Cass: You're not helping!
Cass: Great,so how am I supposed to beat him at Gen Con?
Leo: With any luck, the Legacy will knock him out of the tournament.
Cass: Okay... how am I supposed to beat the Legacy?
Leo: With any luck, the Meach will knock them out of the tournament.
Cass: You're not helping!
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Natalie: So full disclosure - my tazer's not actually legal in the states. I had to send away for it to Singapore.
Cass: I'm detecting a hint of negativity.
Cass: I'm detecting a hint of negativity.
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Cass: Hey, Natalie!
Natalie: Hey, wedgehead!
Cass: Remember me? I'm the guy that's gonna put your king on the throne.
Natalie: Right! Only it's Queen and, oh dear God, you thought I was serious.
Cass: I expect that date when I win. [catcalls from the Legacy]
Cass: Why is the bowling team here?
Natalie: Hey, wedgehead!
Cass: Remember me? I'm the guy that's gonna put your king on the throne.
Natalie: Right! Only it's Queen and, oh dear God, you thought I was serious.
Cass: I expect that date when I win. [catcalls from the Legacy]
Cass: Why is the bowling team here?
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Jase: No no, it's an alliance to win - as a team.
Cass: Oh shit, like NASCAR?
Cass: Oh shit, like NASCAR?
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