The Gamers: Hands of Fate Quote
Leo: Start out strong. Set yourself up for victory. There's a reason you're carrying three of these.
Cass: Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Quick 2 Renown.
Cass: [incredulous]Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Not every quest gets to be epic.
Cass: Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?
Leo: More or less...
Cass: And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
Leo: I don't think turnips are tubers.
Cass: So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.
Leo: [smiling]Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.
Cass: Oh? [Leo slaps him]
Cass: Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Quick 2 Renown.
Cass: [incredulous]Biggest Turnip?
Leo: Not every quest gets to be epic.
Cass: Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?
Leo: More or less...
Cass: And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
Leo: I don't think turnips are tubers.
Cass: So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.
Leo: [smiling]Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.
Cass: Oh? [Leo slaps him]
Movie: The Gamers: Hands of Fate
