The Golden Girls Quote
Dorothy: Okay girls, I need your help: the silver chain or the pearls?
Rose: The chain.
Blanche: An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.
Blanche: Yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to this huge "spare tire," jutting out over those square manly hips.
Dorothy Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly To Live"?
Blanche: Fine, but where are you going to hang it from the chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!!!!
Rose: The chain.
Blanche: An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?
Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.
Blanche: Yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to this huge "spare tire," jutting out over those square manly hips.
Dorothy Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly To Live"?
Blanche: Fine, but where are you going to hang it from the chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!!!!
TV Show: The Golden Girls
