The Golden Girls Quote
Sophia: [dictating her will to Rose] I, Sophia Petrillo, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my daughter, Dorothy Zbornak... [grins] NOTHING!
Rose: Sophia!
Sophia: It's a joke, I'm kidding. Like when I said, "Sound mind and body."
Rose: Sophia, wills are no joking matter! Charlie tried to be funny with his and left everything to Henrietta, our prize cow. Well, some lawyer got a hold of the will and represented Henrietta on contingency! There I was, presenting my side to a jury of her peers! It took over six months to get the farm back!
Sophia: What a terrible story.
[Rose nods]
Sophia: [annoyed] I mean it - it's a terrible story! [calmer] But you must have been relieved when you won.
Rose: Oh yeah, we celebrated. With a big, thick steak.
Rose: Sophia!
Sophia: It's a joke, I'm kidding. Like when I said, "Sound mind and body."
Rose: Sophia, wills are no joking matter! Charlie tried to be funny with his and left everything to Henrietta, our prize cow. Well, some lawyer got a hold of the will and represented Henrietta on contingency! There I was, presenting my side to a jury of her peers! It took over six months to get the farm back!
Sophia: What a terrible story.
[Rose nods]
Sophia: [annoyed] I mean it - it's a terrible story! [calmer] But you must have been relieved when you won.
Rose: Oh yeah, we celebrated. With a big, thick steak.
TV Show: The Golden Girls
