The Goodies Quotes
Bill: Buster Keaton? He must have spent three weeks painting the whole town black and white, and then when that house falls on him he doesn't make a sound! Not so much as a My God, that was close...
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David Quantick: I think they are one of the great comedy teams, I think the Goodies is a brilliant show - its longevity and popularity shows that, and I think every child in Britain should be forced to recite the names of the three Goodies until they cry.
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Rupert Windcheater: I'm sorry for bursting in like this, but I'm a frightfully busy man and my secretary didn't have time to make an appointment.
Bill Oddie: There's no need to apologise. Get out!
Bill Oddie: There's no need to apologise. Get out!
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Tim: I do not want money. I do not want wealth. All I ask is that people humbly and honestly sink to their knees and worship me.
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[Due to being overly charitable, the Goodies are in financial difficulty. They have just heard a knock on the door and assume it's a customer]
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Now if they want us to do something for free, what do we say?
Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden: [Vehemently] NO!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: No!
Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden: NO!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Right! [Tim opens the door and all three Goodies are speechless to discover that their new 'customer' is an extremely beautiful young woman]
Hazel Nuts: Hello, I was wondering if you could help me? I'm afraid I haven't any money.
Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden: Oh that's alright! Come in!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Now if they want us to do something for free, what do we say?
Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden: [Vehemently] NO!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: No!
Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden: NO!
Tim Brooke-Taylor: Right! [Tim opens the door and all three Goodies are speechless to discover that their new 'customer' is an extremely beautiful young woman]
Hazel Nuts: Hello, I was wondering if you could help me? I'm afraid I haven't any money.
Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden: Oh that's alright! Come in!
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[the old lady who lives in the floor below the Goodies takes messages for them. She walks in to their office, hands Bill a note, and then walks out without saying a word]
Tim: Can't she speak?
Bill: She can't even write! [Reading from the note]
Bill: Dear Giddies...
Tim: Can't she speak?
Bill: She can't even write! [Reading from the note]
Bill: Dear Giddies...
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