The Greasy Strangler Quote
Indian Tourist: You ask it for chips and you get nothing.
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes, you should tell management.
Indian Tourist: I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.
Senegalese Tourist: Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?
Indian Tourist: Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Excuse me... what?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but, what are these chips, made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Sorry but, what?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I don't understand! Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one more time!
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one last time...
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Scandinavian Tourist: I think he's trying to say potato.
Senegalese Tourist: Oh, yes! Po-TA-to! Potato chips! [laughs hysterically]
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes, you should tell management.
Indian Tourist: I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.
Senegalese Tourist: Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?
Indian Tourist: Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Excuse me... what?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but, what are these chips, made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Sorry but, what?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I don't understand! Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one more time!
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one last time...
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Scandinavian Tourist: I think he's trying to say potato.
Senegalese Tourist: Oh, yes! Po-TA-to! Potato chips! [laughs hysterically]
Movie: The Greasy Strangler
