The Greasy Strangler Quote
Janet: So um, does your mom live with you two?
Big Brayden: No. She left when I was small. She met someone new.
Janet: Well that's crapola.
Big Brayden: Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six pack I've ever seen.
Janet: Ohh! Tell this girl more.
Big Brayden: I went to stay with mom and Ricky once, he made me punch him in his six pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum packed bag of roasted sausages. Then he made me do abdominal crunches with him. I barfed all over his carpet. My barf was real orange and tasted fizzy. Ricky Prickles was so mad, he smacked me twice in the face with the flat of his hand.
Janet: Ricky the pricky.
Big Brayden: Then he molested me. Sexually harassed me.
Janet: How old were you?
Big Brayden: 18. I had long golden hair and a soft mustache. I've never been able to do muscle curls or abdominal crunches.
Janet: Not all girls like ripped up abs.
Big Brayden: Yeah! Some girls like loyal hearts.
Big Brayden: No. She left when I was small. She met someone new.
Janet: Well that's crapola.
Big Brayden: Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six pack I've ever seen.
Janet: Ohh! Tell this girl more.
Big Brayden: I went to stay with mom and Ricky once, he made me punch him in his six pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum packed bag of roasted sausages. Then he made me do abdominal crunches with him. I barfed all over his carpet. My barf was real orange and tasted fizzy. Ricky Prickles was so mad, he smacked me twice in the face with the flat of his hand.
Janet: Ricky the pricky.
Big Brayden: Then he molested me. Sexually harassed me.
Janet: How old were you?
Big Brayden: 18. I had long golden hair and a soft mustache. I've never been able to do muscle curls or abdominal crunches.
Janet: Not all girls like ripped up abs.
Big Brayden: Yeah! Some girls like loyal hearts.
Movie: The Greasy Strangler
