The Great Muppet Caper Quotes
Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.
Movie: The Great Muppet Caper
Kermit: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
British Gentleman: How cheap?
Fozzie: Free.
British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. [reading from his guide]
British Gentleman: Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses." Bus terminals... River banks... The Happiness Hotel...
Kermit: Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
Gonzo: What's wrong with bus terminals?
British Gentleman: How cheap?
Fozzie: Free.
British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. [reading from his guide]
British Gentleman: Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses." Bus terminals... River banks... The Happiness Hotel...
Kermit: Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
Gonzo: What's wrong with bus terminals?
Movie: The Great Muppet Caper
Rowlf: Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [guard dogs start to heel]
Rowlf: It helps to know a second language.
Rowlf: It helps to know a second language.
Movie: The Great Muppet Caper
[In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.
Movie: The Great Muppet Caper