The Greatest American Hero Quotes
Bill Maxwell: You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down Go, geezer! Go!
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Bill Maxwell: And so we went to NewFOUNDland to make friends with all the whales and a bunch of little fishies
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Pam Davidson: I wouldn't use that phone, Bill. The hospital may want you for a lobotomy.
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Ralph Hinkley: Look at it this way, you're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.
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[about a woman who said she saw a sea monster]
Bill Maxwell: She probably thought she saw what she said she thought she saw.
Bill Maxwell: She probably thought she saw what she said she thought she saw.
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[about a woman who said she saw a sea monster]
Bill Maxwell: She probably thought she saw what she said she thought she saw.
Bill Maxwell: She probably thought she saw what she said she thought she saw.
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Ralph Hinkley: Bill, are you OK? What's wrong with your knees?
Bill Maxwell: Fear. Or... I'm drunk.
Ralph Hinkley: No, you're not drunk.
Bill Maxwell: Then I'm alive! [laughs nervously]
Bill Maxwell: Thank you, Ralph. Thanks very much!
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Ralph Hinkley: Bill, I've got an idea
Bill Maxwell: Good, put it to me in a letter, I'll try to get back to you by the end of the month
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Ralph Hinkley: I mean I could kill the guy that designed this suit. Why couldn't it have... narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? Why'd it have to be long johns and a cape?
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Ralph Hinkley: I'm not quitting my job. How am I supposed to eat? Go down to the welfare office and stand in the Superhero line?
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Ralph Hinkley: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's... [chuckles]
Ralph Hinkley: Ralph Hinkley.
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Ralph Hinkley: Look at it this way, you're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.
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Ralph Hinkley: Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. We're in the superhero business together.
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Ralph Hinkley: Pamela I love you very much and... I would like us to be a real team.
Pam Davidson: [cries] Ralph, are you asking me to marry you?
Ralph Hinkley: Yes I am.
Pam Davidson: [cries, then nods happily] Yes.
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Ralph Hinkley: You can't go because... WE'RE THE PACKAGE, BILL! Those little green guys they... they didn't pick us out by accident! We're supposed to do this as long as it takes. How many times have you told that to me?
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Ralph Hinkley: You see what I mean? Like right now for instance. You're not even listening to me. I mean, for all I know, we could be driving into the biggest shootout of this century
Bill Maxwell: [not listening] Yeah, kid. I'll work on that for ya
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Tony Villicana: Pick your friends carefully huh? Alright, so maybe I'll pick a friend.
Ralph Hinkley: Who ya gonna pick, Tony?
Tony Villicana: I'll pick you.
Ralph Hinkley: Hey, Tony, thank you. Thank you. I accept.
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Bill Maxwell: And so we went to NewFOUNDland to make friends with all the whales and a bunch of little fishies
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Bill Maxwell: C'mon... You'll do it for Bill. Old Uncle Bill. Old Uncle Wild Bill. Who loves ya, baby? Eh?
Pam Davidson: You're over-doing it "Uncle Bill"
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Bill Maxwell: If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard?
Pam Davidson: Comic relief?
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Bill Maxwell: If it's trouble you're looking for, you've just come across the West Coast distributor.
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Bill Maxwell: OK, let's not panic.
Pam Davidson: I feel like panicking. I can panic if I want to panic.
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Bill Maxwell: Ralph, you really did it to me didn't you? He did it, didn't he? You picked a skirt!
Pam Davidson: He picked a *woman*.
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Bill Maxwell: She may be your girlfriend but she's my counselor and nobody messes with her. That's it.
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Bill Maxwell: They give... and office like THIS to a kid... a GIRL? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday.
Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill?
Bill Maxwell: That's very funny.
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Bill Maxwell: You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down "Go, geezer! Go!"
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Bill Maxwell: You're about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub owner.
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