The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Professor Utonium: Girls! Girls, wake up! Mojo Jojo just snuck into the movie theater without paying!
Grim: Yeah, yeah. We're on it, professor.
Grim: Yeah, yeah. We're on it, professor.
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Grim: Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!
Billy: Yep.
Mandy: Uh-huh.
Billy: Yep.
Mandy: Uh-huh.
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Sir Raven: YOU FOOLS!! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAA!!
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Gladys: For heaven's sake, Harold! What the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!
Harold: Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.
Harold: Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.
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Nigel Planter: So, will you help me?
Billy: Nope.
Grim: Not really.
Mandy: Who cares?
Billy: Nope.
Grim: Not really.
Mandy: Who cares?
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Dorko Malfly[waves the wand and to Nigel Planter] I hope your show turning into a cartoon! [Dorko laughs evilly]
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Hoss Delgado: So there I was, facing 12 feet poop elves. Didn't have anywhere to run-
Principal Goodvibes: Umm, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?
Hoss Degaldo: It was a leap year.
Goodvibes: But, that still doesn't explain-
Hoss Degaldo: You sharp-shootin' me, Goodpudding?
Goodvibes: Uh, I was just-
Hoss Delgado: Are you stepping in my cornflakes?!
Goodvibes: No, I was just-
Hoss Degaldo: Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.
Principal Goodvibes: Umm, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?
Hoss Degaldo: It was a leap year.
Goodvibes: But, that still doesn't explain-
Hoss Degaldo: You sharp-shootin' me, Goodpudding?
Goodvibes: Uh, I was just-
Hoss Delgado: Are you stepping in my cornflakes?!
Goodvibes: No, I was just-
Hoss Degaldo: Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.
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Hoss Delgado: [interrupts Goodvibes] Come on Goodlamb, out with it! Is our little Reamus on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?
Goodvibes: Well, I think...
Hoss Delgado: [pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.
Goodvibes: Well, I think...
Hoss Delgado: [pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.
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Eris: Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop?
Principal Goodvibes: It's good "VIBES", and yes, I love lobster.
Eris: How about giant alien zombie lobster?
Principal Goodvibes: Well, I can't really say...
Principal Goodvibes: It's good "VIBES", and yes, I love lobster.
Eris: How about giant alien zombie lobster?
Principal Goodvibes: Well, I can't really say...
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Mandy: Rollington Academy is for...
Billy: Geniuses! Which I is one of am!
Billy: Geniuses! Which I is one of am!
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Billy: Ask me a question. Give me a challenge. Anything at all.
Grim: Who developed the theory of relativity?
Billy: That is a trick question, Grim. Everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.
Grim: Who developed the theory of relativity?
Billy: That is a trick question, Grim. Everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.
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Grim: [after Billy is hit by a flying croquet ball] What? It wasn't me. If I wanted to get rid of you two, I'd use something bigger. Like a truck.
[a truck falls out of the sky and crushes him]
[a truck falls out of the sky and crushes him]
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Eris: [indicates Hoss] This is Billy's dad. [indicates herself] I'm Billy's mom, [pulls out a trout] and this is a trout. [she proceeds to smack Goodvibes around the head with it
Principal Goodvibes: ...Why did you just hit me with a trout?
Eris: Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.
Principal Goodvibes: ...Why did you just hit me with a trout?
Eris: Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.
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[Billy's mom has been transformed into a little girl]
Billy: Bread-fairy elf-gnome, indeed! You're nothin' but a filthy stranger, and my mommy tells me not to accept bread from filthy strangers!
Gladys: But Billy, I am your (Gladys' tic kicks in) Mommy!
Billy: My mom's ancient and grappling with the onsets of menopause.
Gladys: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Billy: Heheheh, you're fun! A little odd, but fun! I'll name you...Corn!
Billy: Bread-fairy elf-gnome, indeed! You're nothin' but a filthy stranger, and my mommy tells me not to accept bread from filthy strangers!
Gladys: But Billy, I am your (Gladys' tic kicks in) Mommy!
Billy: My mom's ancient and grappling with the onsets of menopause.
Gladys: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Billy: Heheheh, you're fun! A little odd, but fun! I'll name you...Corn!
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[At the movie theater, Billy decides what movie he wants to see]
Billy: Weeeellll... Y-I don't make any life-altering decisions without consulting my friend Mr. Bread first. [Irwin runs out of the Exploding Penguins theater]
Irwin: I've sure gotta go to the bathroom, yo!
Billy: Sorry, guys, but when Bread's gots to go, he gots to go!
Billy: Weeeellll... Y-I don't make any life-altering decisions without consulting my friend Mr. Bread first. [Irwin runs out of the Exploding Penguins theater]
Irwin: I've sure gotta go to the bathroom, yo!
Billy: Sorry, guys, but when Bread's gots to go, he gots to go!
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Gladys: (Repeated throughout the episode) He's MY baby!
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Grim: Don't make me use my Kung Fu...
Mandy: You were on a children's Kung Fu class?
Grim: Silence, non-believer!
Mandy: You were on a children's Kung Fu class?
Grim: Silence, non-believer!
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Billy: This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking! (Gagging noise)
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[Billy's dad notices Grim's scythe.]
Harold: Say, Grim left his magic stick thingy!
[He grabs the scythe]
Harold: [talking like a commercial announcer] Hello, friends! Tired of living? Those Sunday brunches gotcha down? Well, I can relieve all that ails 'ya with this magic stick thingy! Side effects may include missing limbs, hair loss, and not living anymore!
[Harold gets zapped with the scythe and turns into a child.]
Harold: Say, Grim left his magic stick thingy!
[He grabs the scythe]
Harold: [talking like a commercial announcer] Hello, friends! Tired of living? Those Sunday brunches gotcha down? Well, I can relieve all that ails 'ya with this magic stick thingy! Side effects may include missing limbs, hair loss, and not living anymore!
[Harold gets zapped with the scythe and turns into a child.]
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Billy: But I'm looking for Captain Fathead!
Mandy: Your dad's in the garage.
Mandy: Your dad's in the garage.
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Mandy: [after seeing Billy's butt through the hole in the back of his pants] I've just lost my ability to see! I can still feel your butt looking at me.
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Billy: Hey Grim, do you want one chocolate pickle or two?
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Mandy: I would ask if you're okay... but I don't care.
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Gladys: I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
[The camera shows the Scooby-Doo cast]
Mandy: No, over here.
[Camera pans down to Billy and Mandy]
[The camera shows the Scooby-Doo cast]
Mandy: No, over here.
[Camera pans down to Billy and Mandy]
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Nergal: And so you see, Billy, I'm a sad, sad failure. I can't ever show my face in that household again.
Billy: [cheerfully] Well, maybe you can show some other parts of your body.
Billy: [cheerfully] Well, maybe you can show some other parts of your body.
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Grim: Lady! I'm the Grim Reaper not the Happy Morning Sunshine Reaper!
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